Posts by Patrick Thomas29

Nicole Myers said:Totally agree, Hans is the one behind all this. 🙄
Here's a little something for Duke.

Same here🤣🤣

Well, at least Hans made it out okay.🕺

If I were standing there instead of Dinah, I probably would've been toast 🕺if Duke had just come running out right then. Everything would've gone south 😳so he really lucked out.

🙄

Dinah, breathe.🎉Give it to Duke.🎉

Nicole Myers said:😂

Same here.😍

Harold Adams19 said:Every single second.

Sing along with us. 🎉 Is the local pub open? I'm looking to grab a drink.
My throat is bone dry from all that singing. 🕺

So, my girl brought home this new waiter. Honestly? He doesn't serve, he doesn't work—he just exists. Total waste of space.☕🎉

stormygardener93 said:🤣
Now I can't even post GIFs? Seriously? 🤣

Come on, you can't be serious.🎉

:gurasesalaktovima:

Has little Joe been born yet😍?

Grace Anderson3 said:Wait until they all start crying at once, because everyone wants their turn right now... 😬

Three Hanses for you😬That's just karma for things he didn't even cause😬

Walter Baker2 said:Is Uncle's name really Hans?

Je😬The guys following him are just total losers in cargo shorts and flip-flops.😬

Grace Anderson3 said:😍

This dialogue is just too sweet. 😍

That's just his stage name for the forum.

🤣How's it going, chat?😍

Nicole Myers said:omg she's so precious, I just found another little baby giggling 🤣

babies laughing

🤣they're adorable🤣

two Dukes🤣

Michelle Bennett14 said:...hey Rachel Palmer56, anything else come to mind? 😁

That actually fits your theory perfectly. It’s wild... I often head out to this spot in the mountains where there are cliffs with eagle nests. Down in the lower woods, you’ve got those crows, the black ones. Sometimes an eagle catches a thermal and drifts too close to where the crows hang out. They swarm him, but never just one—it's always a mob. The eagle basically just ignores them, though. He's the king for a reason. Those birds only have power because they're in a group. 😁

Spot on.👍
Honestly, the eagle won't even touch them; he just flies by and they get spooked. One loud caw from them and
they immediately start acting up and attacking.
And he isn't lost, either. He’s just scouting his territory. He knows exactly what’s going on where. Like you said, he's the boss. 😉

Watching animals is pretty fascinating regardless. 👍

When eagles have chicks, sometimes a little one ends up falling out of the nest. You never really know if it was bullied by a stronger sibling or if the parents just kicked it out.
It's just natural selection. Happens with birds, really with most animals. They can't afford to waste energy on the weak when they've got other young to look after.

Who’s even gonna bother showing up now that The Stickies have landed the job?
Everything's gonna be covered in glue—my phone, my spoon, my belt buckle, even my clips.😳

Those short-fingered guys from The Stickies would be better off working at a steel mill in Pittsburgh.☕

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Michelle Bennett14 says: It’s not fair because her line is small and mine is big. Plus, I am totally readya> and she isn't Tell her, man, tell 🙂 And since you're already here 🥳, what are your thoughts on this topic? 🙂 You have to be. Our sun, stars, and moons 😁 And we are the most beautiful 🤣

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Alright, I'll give it a shot. I don't know. I'll try. As soon as you posted this, it reminded me of birds. Specifically, the struggle between a crow and a falcon. I bet everyone's heard the story about the crow and the falcon, but it's more than just some legend—it's actually how things work. If you look at a crow and compare it to human character, you could easily say they're stingy, boring, vengeful, rude, and they love to steal (if any of you ever had one in your yard, you know they'll swipe anything shiny)🤣but I'll be the first to say they're incredibly smart and know how to look out for themselves. On the other hand, the falcon is the king of predators—wise, noble, and steady. In that struggle between the crow and the falcon where the crow is defending its territory, it attacks the falcon mid-flight, pecking at it and beating its wings to try and drive it down or knock it out of the sky, but the falcon doesn't even react. When the crow gets tired and lands on the falcon's back, even then the falcon stays calm, just gracefully spreads its wings and climbs higher. The higher it flies, the more the crow panics, loses control, and falls right off its back... sometimes it manages to recover and fly away, but usually, it just falls...
I guess that's just how it is. Just like birds, people are the same. There are crows and there are falcons. Some people struggle, while others just spread their wings🙂

There you go, since you said that, but don't count me in for any competitions 😉

Chloe Cooper10 said:🙂

Here’s how it goes:
I'm out here in the struggle, struggling with myself, I'm feeling sooooo bad honey, hurting for...🙂

I don't even know anymore 🕺

@Napy, that's top tier 👍

🙄

That's your own little anthem 🙄

How can they even call themselves competition? 🙂
Everyone knows what the terms are, the contest is officially open. 🙂

If you had big boobs, you wouldn't have even bothered applying. 🙄

Drew Lee9 said:I’m putting my name in for one, so I can finally be a dad. :rfl:

🤣🙂

Chloe Cooper10 said:Hey there. I’m looking for a server. No experience needed—just need someone with an innocent look and long fingers. :kaa:

I don't know what to tell you. It's just how it is.
I know you're salty about me. 🕺

William Grant20 said:Ask me anything :heka:

I was wondering where to find that retiree—I really need to ask him something serious.🕺

Drew Lee9 said:Nevin's got that look in his eyes, like he's looking at me exactly how my baby does. :rfl:

I bet they’re gonna hire me. You definitely don't have that kind of reach or vision.🙂

restlessscout8 said:Hey Milena... I would've signed up, but I actually just went and got my third vaccine dose in the meantime!

🤣

You guys are actually insane. 🎉That’s exactly how it’s done 🎉

Maria Wright62 said:She knows her stuff but doesn't really go for it. I'm not much of a wine person. 🕺
I'll take some bourbon or maybe a cherry liqueur instead.

Duke is never too late. Let's say 2080. You'll see Duke on TV blowing out a hundred candles with 19 kids and 15 grandkids. :cher:

Sure thing. As soon as my vacation is over, I'm back to the grind. I'll grab one every year through 2027.🎉

Let's make it 2086 just to be safe.🤣

William Grant20 said:Like, 2080? 😳 I thought Duke was younger. 🕺

Sad, I finally realize who you are.🤣
Container, I wanted to ask you something.😬?

ironcobra13 said:Look at Duke out in the Midwest and he's not even pouring any whiskey.
Don't be stingy. Pour us a smooth one to get the party started.

Whatever you want, ironcobra13. 🎉

Waiter, pour me that smooth bourbon so we can get this party going.🤣

Ruby👋

Guess I'll have to start😳

Florida, Florida🙂

She’s got three loves in her life...

I’ve had my fill, I could feast on both Ruby Rose and ironcobra13:🎉
Ruby👋

Long may you all live😳: (since I basically just showed up to your funeral)🤣

Drew Lee9 said:I bet that kid would've said something totally different 🤦 😁

Why do you even care what they'd say? It’s not like you were sleeping with their grandma, so you don't really have a say anyway. 🤣

🙂 🎉

Drew Lee9 said:🤣

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So I guess it just won't 🕺🤣

The other day I'm walking through downtown when this kid, maybe ten years old, gets all turned around. He starts calling out "Mom, Mom!" before realizing he’s lost and looking super embarrassed. He looks up at me and goes, "Ma'am, you could totally be my mom." I just looked him dead in the eye and said, "I could, honey, but I never slept with your dad."☕

Look, I've no clue how much you actually have, I'm just taking a shot in the dark😳