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Nicholas Watson said:The first season of Las Vegas is actually solid, but honestly, everything after that just goes straight downhill if you ask me. As for the other shows, I wouldn't even waste my breath talking about them.
I’ll catch NCIS on TV whenever it happens to be on, but let’s not kid ourselves—it’s hardly high art. It’s basically on par with CSI Miami. Just pure, unadulterated American propaganda drivel. And that other NCIS spin-off? Not worth a single letter of my response. Somewhere in LA or whatever, I tried watching five minutes of it before I started feeling some pretty nasty side effects 😬.

And clearly not for anyone with half a brain, either. ☕

you lookin' for trouble? 🙂

just some house cat acting all tough☕
Nicholas Watson said:Now that's actually a pretty solid point you made there. 🙂

🙂

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Man, you really won't let go of Prometheus, will you? Honestly, movies like that are exactly why people have stopped showing up to theaters just to binge series at home or hunt down torrents. You drop a bunch of cash on some hyped-up 3D experience only to realize you've basically paid for a total miss. 👎

look, amigos, this isn't some flick for the suburban housewives, capiche?
edge of Tomorrow (2014)
So, I finally sat down and watched Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), and man, where do I even start? It’s one of those movies that just hits you differently, you know? Like, if you’re expecting some heavy, soul-crushing drama, you’re gonna be looking at the wrong screen. This thing is a total blast. It’s got this vibe—this cosmic, colorful, slightly chaotic energy—that reminds me of those old-school adventure flicks, but with a modern, punchy twist. It doesn't take itself too seriously, which honestly is such a relief. Everything feels fast, loud, and unapologetically fun. It’s like when you’re driving down a highway in a beat-up truck, blasting music way too loud, just letting the wind hit your face and not giving a damn about anything else. That’s the mood. The characters? They aren't your typical "perfect" heroes. They’re basically a bunch of misfits and losers who somehow ended up in the middle of all this galactic madness. And honestly? I love that. It feels more real than those shiny, perfect superheroes who always do the right thing just because they can. These guys are messy. They make mistakes. They’ve got baggage. It makes you actually care about them, even when they're being complete idiots. And don't even get me started on the soundtrack. It's practically its own character in the movie. It ties everything together perfectly, giving it this retro, groovy feel that keeps the momentum going. Anyway, I'm rambling. Long story short: if you haven't seen it yet, stop stalling and go watch it. It’s a riot. Just a pure, high-octane ride from start to finish.
Man, I was just sitting here thinking about Snowpiercer (2013) again. Honestly? It’s one of those movies that stays stuck in your brain like a splinter. You know the vibe—everything is falling apart, society is basically a pressure cooker, and everyone is just fighting over the scraps left by people at the top. It’s heavy stuff. It makes you wonder how much longer we can actually keep this whole system running before the engine finally blows. Just a thought.
Man, I was just sitting here thinking about *The Cabin in the Woods (2012)* and honestly? It’s still one of those movies that messes with your head long after the credits roll. Most horror flicks are just mindless jump scares designed to make you spill your popcorn, but this one actually had some guts. It takes all those tired, predictable tropes we see in every cheesy slasher and basically pulls the rug out from under you. It's like if someone took a standard Hollywood horror setup and decided to deconstruct the whole damn thing just to show us how ridiculous it all is. It makes you wonder about the "rules" of movies, you know? Like, why does the creepy guy always hang out in the basement? Why does the group of friends always split up at the worst possible moment? This film basically says, "Hey, we see what you're doing," and then turns the volume up to eleven. It’s clever, it’s dark, and it’s way smarter than the typical trash you find on a Friday night streaming binge. If you haven't seen it, you're missing out on a total trip.
Prometheus (2012)
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
Look, I’ve been sitting here thinking about *The RAID 2 : Berandal* and man, my brain is just buzzing. It’s one of those movies that stays under your skin long after the credits roll. You know what I mean? Like when you watch something and you realize the pacing isn't just fast—it's relentless. It doesn't give you room to breathe, which is exactly what makes it so damn good. It reminds me of those high-octane thrillers where everything feels like it's spiraling out of control, almost like watching *Breaking bad* if they had replaced the drug deals with non-stop, bone-crunching martial arts. There's this gritty, suffocating atmosphere that just hits you right in the gut. It’s not some polished Hollywood blockbuster with shiny CGI; it’s raw, it’s sweaty, and it feels incredibly real. I was talking to casualtrucker3 about this the other day, and we were both saying how most modern action flicks feel hollow. They rely too much on quick cuts and loud noises to hide the fact that there's zero substance. But this? This has soul. It’s got that visceral energy that makes you want to jump up and start shadowboxing in your living room. It’s intense, it’s messy, and honestly, it’s probably one of the best things I've seen in a long time. Just pure, unadulterated adrenaline.
Død Snø 2 (2014)
Man, I was just sitting here thinking about *American Hustle*. You know, that whole vibe where everything feels like it's spinning out of control but everyone's still trying to look cool in a suit? It’s such a trip. It’s one of those movies that sticks in your brain because it’s less about the actual crime and more about how much of a chaotic mess humans are when they're trying to play pretend. It’s like... you think you have a plan, right? You think you’ve got the perfect setup, maybe some high-stakes scheme involving the FBI—I mean, we all know how those guys love to stir the pot—but then someone throws a wrench in the gears and suddenly everyone is just improvising. It reminds me of that feeling when you're driving down a highway in the middle of nowhere, thinking you're totally in control, and then boom, a massive storm hits and you're just white-knuckling the steering wheel. The characters are all beautifully broken. They aren't heroes, and they aren't even really villains; they're just people caught in this weird, desperate loop of trying to be someone they aren't. It’s heavy stuff, wrapped up in this flashy, fast-paced package. Honestly, it's a masterpiece of showing how much of a beautiful disaster life can actually be.
Under The skin (2013)
Man, I just finished watching Prisoners (2013) and honestly? My head is still spinning. It’s one of those movies that just sits in your gut like a heavy stone. You know that feeling when a film doesn't just tell a story, but actually makes you feel like you need to take a long walk just to clear your mind? That was this. It’s such a brutal, claustrophobic look at what happens when good people—people you actually root for—get pushed past their breaking point. It makes you wonder where you'd draw the line. Like, if someone you loved was taken, how much of your own humanity would you trade just to get them back? It’s dark, it’s messy, and it’s absolutely relentless. I kept thinking about how easily things can spiral out of control. One minute everything is normal, and the next, you're staring into an abyss. It reminds me of some of those gritty crime dramas you see on HBO, where there aren't really any "heroes," just people trying to survive their own worst impulses. If you've got the stomach for it, you have to see it, but seriously, don't expect to feel happy when the credits roll. It’s a heavy hitter.
Man, I just finished watching Enemy (2013) and my brain is basically a puddle on the floor right now. You ever watch something and feel like you need to sit in a dark room for three hours just to process what actually happened? That was this. It’s one of those movies that doesn't just tell a story; it kind of grabs you by the collar and shakes you until you're dizzy. It's heavy, man. Really heavy. It's got that weird, unsettling vibe where everything feels slightly off, like when you walk into a room and realize you forgot why you went in there, but instead of forgetting a grocery item, it's like your entire sense of reality is glitching out. It’s definitely not your typical popcorn flick. If you're looking for something light to watch while eating pizza, stay far away from this one unless you want to spend the rest of the night questioning every choice you've ever made. Total mind trip.
Look, I’ve been sitting here thinking about Pacific Rim (2013), and honestly? My brain is just kind of fried from trying to make sense of it all. It's one of those movies that hits you like a freight train—just pure, massive, heavy-metal chaos. You know that feeling when you see something so big on screen that you can practically feel the vibration in your teeth? That was this movie for me. It’s got that scale, right? Like, we aren't talking about some little street brawl in Chicago or a petty heist gone wrong. We're talking about giant monsters tearing through cities while these massive robots try to hold the line. It’s loud, it’s messy, and yeah, maybe it’s a bit over-the-top, but sometimes you just want to turn your brain off and watch things explode. It reminds me of those old monster flicks my dad used to obsess over, just dialed up to eleven with a Hollywood budget. But man, the whole concept... it’s wild. It makes you wonder how much we actually rely on tech to save us when everything goes sideways. It's like if the government suddenly realized we were totally unprepared for a literal alien invasion and had to scramble to build something insane just to survive. It’s a lot to wrap your head around while you're just trying to enjoy the spectacle. Anyway, I could go on, but I'm mostly just rambling now. Just one of those films that sticks in your ribs.
Man, I was just sitting there thinking about *Rush* (2013), and honestly? It hits different when you really sit with it. It’s not just some flashy movie about fast cars and engines screaming at redline; it’s about that absolute, obsessive madness that drives people to push themselves way past the breaking point. It reminds me of those guys who can't just play a game—they have to own it, consume it, and basically burn their entire lives down just to be the best for five minutes. You see it in all those high-stakes industries here in the States, too. Whether it's Wall Street sharks or tech geniuses in Silicon Valley acting like they're gods, that specific brand of "win or die" energy is everywhere. It’s beautiful, sure, but it’s also kind of terrifying how much someone is willing to sacrifice just to stand on top of a podium. It makes you wonder if the glory is actually worth the wreckage left behind.
Honestly, I was sitting there thinking about how much of a trip *Gravity (2013)* really is. It’s one of those movies that just sticks in your throat, you know? Like, you're watching this intense, claustrophobic struggle for survival up there in the void, and it hits you how fragile everything actually feels. It’s like being stuck in a broken elevator in downtown Chicago, but instead of just waiting for the repairman, you're staring into the infinite nothingness of space. Total nightmare fuel. Just pure, unadultered tension from start to finish.
So I finally sat down and watched Oblivion (2013), and man, where do I even start? It’s one of those movies that looks absolutely stunning—like, every single frame is basically a high-end wallpaper you'd find at Best Buy—but then you actually have to deal with the plot. It’s got that sleek, polished sci-fi vibe, almost like if someone took a high-budget Apple commercial and dropped it into a post-apocalyptic wasteland. The visuals are top-tier, no doubt about it. But once you get past the shiny tech and the gorgeous scenery, things get... complicated. It’s one of those stories that tries to be deep and twisty, similar to how you feel when you're trying to follow a complex legal thriller on USA Network, only to realize halfway through that you missed a huge clue. I found myself getting a bit lost in the philosophical weeds. Is it a masterpiece of existential dread? Or just a really pretty way to waste two hours? Honestly, it's somewhere in the middle. It’s got those big, sweeping ideas about humanity and survival, but sometimes it feels like it's leaning a bit too hard on its own aesthetic. It's like eating a gourmet meal that's plated perfectly, but the seasoning is just slightly off. You're left wondering if you actually enjoyed it or if you were just distracted by how good it looked. Still, worth a watch if you want to zone out to some killer cinematography.
Captain Phillips (2013)
So, I finally sat down to watch Oz the Great and Powerful (2013), and man... where do I even start? It’s one of those movies that just leaves you scratching your head, wondering if the director was actually awake during filming or just vibing on something else entirely. It's got that whole colorful, whimsical aesthetic going on—you know, the kind of thing that looks great in a trailer but feels like a sugar crash once you're twenty minutes into the runtime. It tries so hard to be this grand, sweeping epic, but it feels more like a high-budget fever dream. It’s like when you try to cook a five-course meal at a fancy steakhouse but you accidentally swap the sea salt for powdered sugar. Everything looks pretty, sure, but the core just tastes... off. Don't get me wrong, the visuals aren't terrible, but they can't carry the weight of a story that feels like it's constantly tripping over its own feet. It’s just one of those cinematic experiences that makes you want to stare at a blank wall for a few minutes afterward just to recalibrate your brain. Definitely not my cup of tea.
mama ( 2013 )
Philomena (2013)
Blood Ties (2013)
Stoker (2013)
Fruitvale station (2013)
You ever watch *The Best Offer* (2013)? Man, talk about a gut punch. It’s one of those movies that just sits in your stomach like a heavy meal you shouldn't have eaten. You think you're watching this sophisticated, high-stakes game of cat and mouse involving art auctions and old money, but then everything just... unravels. It’s like when you think you’ve finally figured out the rhythm of a new job or a relationship, thinking you've got all the pieces of the puzzle laid out on the table, only to realize someone swapped half the pieces while you weren't looking. It’s messy. It’s frustrating. It makes you want to yell at the screen because you see the cracks forming before the main guy does, but he's too blinded by his own obsession to notice. Honestly, it's a total trip. If you haven't seen it, grab some popcorn and prepare to feel a little bit hollow afterward. Just my two cents.
Man, I just sat through Afflicted (2013), and honestly? My head is spinning. It’s one of those movies that really gets under your skin—not in a good way, but in that "I need to go sit in a dark room and rethink my life" kind of way. It’s a total trip. You start off thinking you’re watching some standard indie flick, maybe a little bit of a psychological thriller, and then suddenly the floor drops out from under you. It’s gritty, it’s raw, and it feels uncomfortably real. There’s this sense of dread that just builds and builds until you feel like you can't breathe. It reminds me a bit of how certain scenes in Stoker (2013) make you feel—that creeping realization that something is deeply, fundamentally wrong with the person standing right in front of you. The pacing is weird, too. It’s not like a big Hollywood blockbuster where everything explodes every ten minutes. No, this thing takes its time to twist the knife. It’s more like a slow burn that eventually turns into a forest fire. If you're looking for something light to watch while eating pizza on a Friday night, stay far away from this one. This isn't "popcorn movie" territory. This is "stare at the ceiling at 3 AM wondering if the world is actually this terrifying" territory. Still, I can't stop thinking about it. It’s messed up, yeah, but it’s effective. It sticks to you like glue. Just... be prepared to feel pretty uneasy when the credits roll.
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Who even says ( 🤦 ) that everyone prefers binge-watching series now?
The Mission (1986) in Movies ·
Looks like there’s no topic started yet. Honestly? This movie is a total must-see. De Niro absolutely crushed it.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
you don't even need to lug a camera around 🤷
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Those Scots actually thought that by breaking away, Scotland would just physically detach from England like some floating island

as if the whole damn thing would just drift off toward Iceland image
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Total fail. Those towers didn't just crash into the planes, it was actually the other way around 🤷
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
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Man, I am telling you, today was a total disaster with those assignments... just complete garbage
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
ambertinker41 said:image

facial reconstruction 😂
Deliverance in Movies ·
Man, you guys are seriously nitpicking over nothing again and obsessing about details that don't even matter. Look, this movie was shot back in 1972—there wasn't any damn CGI or whatever high-tech nonsense exists today.

Here’s what actually matters.
The guy is clumsy.
He's clinging to the edge of a cliff.
He’s in a totally precarious spot.
Calculating his fall.
He’s barely hanging onto that ledge (that intense live shot where he hits the arrow is cool, but the real kicker is that massive canyon in the background 😉 )
Then he gets impaled by the arrow (after the cut, there's that second angle showing the detail of the arrow passing through him)

So, in just a few seconds, a whole lot of stuff goes down, and for that era, the execution was top-notch.
Honestly, I kind of dig that this is how they filmed it; it gives the whole scene a unique vibe.

It's all about the editing—how they creatively pieced those shots together—and let me tell you, that kind of stuff is hard to pull off even nowadays.

I can tell you right now, the guy messed up and ended up on that arrow because it ain't easy to be dangling off a cliff while simultaneously panicking because some guy is coming at you with a shotgun.
Deliverance in Movies ·
It’s totally possible—like, beyond possible. That shot where he’s practically teetering off the edge of the cliff? That’s a freaking nightmare of a stunt, super dangerous and demanding. You just can't nail both perfectly at once.
That’s exactly why the director went with the cut there. It’s such a minor thing, really, but a cut implies there's some kind of movement or action happening in that gap, right? You don't have to show every single micro-second of it on screen to make it work.
Deliverance in Movies ·
Man, you're telling me! That whole scene was absolutely epic—there’s just something about it, you know? A little bit theatrical, maybe a tad over the top, but man, it really sticks with you.

He seriously should've cut to a different angle, though. That shot of the cliffside was way too close for comfort.
Thelma & Louise in Movies ·
Roger Allen3 said:look, even this one king is getting a major feel-good vibe 🙏

all I can say is, two words:

Ridley Scott 😎
Deliverance in Movies ·
Man, honestly, things could've gone way worse. What do you guys think, did he take a shot straight to the eye through the pipe?

But seriously, no joke now, the more I sit here and stare at it, the more this whole scene actually starts to look pretty normal to me.🤷
Deliverance in Movies ·
Jessica Morris6 said:116 seconds. Can you believe how surreal that looks? It’s either some impossible shot where he throws the arrow by hand, which makes zero sense, or someone else just happened to nail him from a distance...


Watching that scene unfold, I was fully expecting Bucko (since he was part of the group) to pop up, but it turns out Ed was all on his own.

116? Are you talking about the arrow hitting Voight or that hillbilly guy?
Deliverance in Movies ·
Jessica Morris6 said:I’ve got a bit of a dilemma on my hands. I'm looking for some input from someone who actually knows their way around cinema (Spoiler)...
After those four guys take out that first hillbilly who raped them and make their break for the Kanawha River, Drewa (Ronny Cox) goes after the second toothless local. This guy holds some kind of high ground, just waiting for them to emerge from the brush... Ed (Jon Voight) ends up scaling that cliffside where they have their final confrontation, and he manages to kill him. But there’s a massive problem, because Ed is lying right there in front of him and the arrow... I honestly don't even know where to start with this one... it’s just one of those things that gets under my skin more than I care to admit, especially when you see how people react to certain archetypes in film. There's this specific type of character—that gritty, unpolished, rural American archetype—that people love to pick apart or mock, but they completely miss the nuance of what makes that persona actually work on screen. It isn't just about being loud or unrefined; it's about a very specific kind of survivalist grit that feels deeply rooted in the American landscape, whether we like to admit it or not... and yet, whenever someone tries to portray it authentically, the critics lose their minds. It’s exhausting, really, watching the constant back-and-forth over characters who are just trying to exist in a world that wasn't built for them... Take a guess. Now, am I just missing something here, or was the director simply too blinded by his own obsession to actually notice...

man, you definitely saw it wrong
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spoiler video!!!

Deliverance (8/9) Movie clip - Shot for Shot (1972) HD

Honestly, whenever I'm feeling lost or just don't know what to do with myself, I just put on Deliverance ☕
Thelma & Louise in Movies ·
This movie is basically just one giant middle finger to women's empowerment.
I honestly don't get how most women haven't called bullshit on this yet—it’s actually pathetic.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Honestly, if we were out in the rural Midwest, they should just be pumping wine at the gas stations instead of fuel. You’d pull up, fill the tank, drive home, and then just... *clink clink clink*... pass out cold.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
totally sound move ☕
Europe is dead and gone, so what's even coming next?