Posts by Susan Kim91

Housewives, what’s on the menu today? Just trying to figure out if I should swing by ☕

Drew Ross2 said:You're too kind for asking, I'm doing alright. Slept in until almost 11, and the baby is still out cold 🎉
My sense of smell and taste are back, though my nose is still pretty stuffy. No fever, though. 👋

Just listening to Mozart and eating some oatmeal—life is good. 😁

You're feeling better already? Then it probably wasn't COVID.☕

driftingmarlin5 said:Look, you're one of the few sane people left in this place. 😳 🤣

Trust me, you’ve never met anyone more normal than me. 😳 It’s just average at everything you can imagine. A heavy Gaussian curve.

Drew Ross2 said:After nine months of pregnancy, she felt like a complete stranger to me, especially since I hadn't seen her face in months. 😳

That doesn't answer my question. 😳

Drew Ross2 said:I mean, what's the big deal about a little bit of pussy, you've got one too 😳

Have you ever even touched someone else's pussy? 😳

driftingmarlin5 said:Being gay is so last century. We progressive people don't even deal with those dirty, backward, primitive nonsense things anymore.☕

Exactly. I just masturbate to completely asexual objects so I won't be some primitive creature driven by primal urges. This morning I was jerking off on the subway, but I made sure to stare blankly into space so the other commuters wouldn't think I was looking at them and turn out to be some perverted maniac.☕

hiddenmarlin14 said:Oh please, you’re acting like you haven't been feeling yourself way too much lately, just getting all worked up over nothing 😳 Corona 😳

God help me if I actually start catching feelings ☕ We're living in the 21st century and everyone is basically gay ☕

driftingmarlin5 said:😂

Don't you dare take that away from me 😲

hiddenmarlin14 said:Come on, seriously. 😳 You can't just go fixing your hair, picking your ears, or digging in your nose right after hitting the checkout at the grocery store 😳 and then put on a face mask with hands like that. 😳 First, sanitize your hands. 😳

😲 So, can I masturbate if I touch the cash register at the store? 😲

driftingmarlin5 said:🤣 What else are we supposed to be wearing? 😳

Do you mostly just rely on delivery apps, or do you actually bother going to the grocery store? 😁

Drew Ross2 said:I wear a mask and just hold my breath whenever I'm inside a Trader Joe's. 😳

🙂 I don't know what to tell you about Lidlić. It’s just one of those things where you look at the situation and realize there isn't much to say that hasn't already been said. I guess it's just how things are.

Drew Ross2 said:Still showering every single day. 🙂

Just tell him—it looks like he’s not on board. ☕

Drew Ross2 said:why on earth are you all ganging up on poor hubby😳
who just got hit with a summary judgment😁

🙂 Just watch out, you might end up catching something way worse than COVID😲 😵 I mean, you’ve been pregnant forever, then you had the baby, and now you’re just exhausted, sick, haven't really cleaned up, look a bit disheveled, haven't even showered... meanwhile, he’s this attractive guy with a high libido, it's springtime, hormones are peaking... just do the math.😳 🤣

driftingmarlin5 said:Well, your husband is heading 😳

And I'm out and about everywhere and I still haven't figured her out 🥳

Are you even wearing a mask? 😳

Drew Ross2 said:Work work, home home. He’s sure as hell not going to start living his best life while I’m sitting here rotting away. 🙂

Aha, so that's exactly why you brought COVID home. 😳 🐔
That’s it. Just walk away, leave him with the kids, and come live with me. ☕ 🤣

Drew Ross2 said:there's no way I caught COVID since I basically don't go anywhere🐔

Maybe try asking her husband where he's been hanging out.😳

Drew Ross2 said:so, I mean, is it actually normal to just love being a stay-at-home parent—doing the cleaning, the organizing, putting the kids to bed—and having absolutely nothing else going on in your life?

like this one:
https://www.nytimes.com/lifestyle/stay-at-home-mom-life-article-link

I've completely lost my sense of smell and taste 😲 I can't even taste horseradish 😲

Congrats 😳 Tell our friend Amber to head over to service window number 4 😳

I've got a flyer for your topic 😳 It’s just as sexy, naked by the fire ☕

Get lost 😳

Open it. I'll be typing on there 😳

Truth, where else am I supposed to go for summer vacation?
Lie, I don't think you've ever even stood on a pair of skis in your life.

1. I basically swim every single day during the summer months.
2. I sit there sipping coffee by the beach and I don't even get in the water unless I absolutely have to pee.

Lie
Truth

1. I've slept with over 3 women from this forum
2. I own more than 3 properties

🍿 🤣

Truth.
Lies.

My name is Dino.
Growing up, I never had a horse.