Posts by Susan Martin24

Honestly, at the rate I’m going with my drinks, I’ll probably have to be 148 years old before I kick the bucket 😵 🙂 🙂
if they actually want to inherit anything from me 😈

Sean Hernandez5 said:from Dawson🤣

😂 😂 😂

Honestly, we women are just total hens at heart—I bet we could take the Parthenon itself and turn it into a high-end chicken coop if we really wanted to 😂 😂 😂

Sean Hernandez5 said:he would have just done it himself🤣

As far as I can tell, they don't because their faith strictly forbids it.😳

Even if their religion tells them they shouldn't be giving birth in a hospital, 😛
she went ahead and did it there anyway. 😁

Megan Reed said:Yeah, seriously, Arslan definitely deserves that MD title. 😬 🙏 😍

MD? That's a massive understatement!😲

We’re talking PhD level at the very least...
honestly, if we're being real, he should probably just be called an academician. 😈

By the way, did they end up doing an episiotomy on Kitty or not?😬

I mean, you definitely wouldn't want them performing an episiotomy on Kitty, right? 🙂

Sean Hernandez5 said:It’s true—I saw it on the news and read about it in the papers.
Basically, that was his plan all along, but they didn't end up buying it because his uncles over at the hospital gave them a reality check. They told them it’s just NOT healthy to do an ultrasound on a baby every single damn day.
Who even are these people🤣 (Kruze and his wife)

Man, what do those clueless uncles know anyway???? 😲
Kruze really should have just sat down with Arslan and asked him... he would've cleared everything right up for him. 🙏

Megan Reed said:Honestly, that would look pretty sweet on the shelf, wouldn't it? 😬

Spot on! 👍

Yeah, I heard some uneducated hillbilly from up near Aspen recently picked up the complete works of Shakespeare—we're talking a massive stack of books, maybe a meter or two high 🙄

My mom’s been dealing with leg pain for two weeks now—she’s got chronic lumbar sciatica, spondylosis, spondylolisthesis, spinal stenosis, the whole nine yards... so both her physiatrist and I have told her, independently, that she can't start physical therapy until this acute flare-up settles down.

Honestly, we are just so incredibly frustrated. 😈
She’s basically living on Aleve at this point, and she calls me about ten times a day asking when she finally gets to go to therapy...

If you ask her, she’d tell you that the entire healthcare system—including me—doesn't give a damn about her. 😍

But look, it’s not an emergency. And anything that isn't urgent can wait.
And she waits. It’s the same everywhere in the world.
Nobody has a healthcare standard where you can just walk through the door and get treated for everything immediately.

My darling lives in Vienna, and even for a private eye specialist—where he pays 100% out of pocket—he had to wait two months for an appointment.

Honestly, I’m just not seeing how that works. Like, imagine someone rolls into an ER with intense abdominal pain, and then they're stuck waiting months just to actually get a proper exam or some diagnostic testing 😈

Whether they had private insurance or not doesn't really change the fact that the situation is crazy... 🙄

Justin Fox said:Just ask Susan Martin24, I'm sure she's an expert on this too.

Justin Fox, honey, you caught me—I actually am! 👍 😁 😍
My mom doesn't have any trouble being affectionate with me... and honestly, it’s pretty frequent and high quality 😈
But hey, his equipment isn't exactly huge, and let's be real, my boobs aren't massive either... I'm talking a solid D cup 😎

And you know what they say: when you're working with a small engine, every little speck of dust feels like a mountain. 😛
Plus, there's an old saying that there's a buyer for everything. 😘

There are plenty of guys out there who prefer women with smaller chests... and honestly, it seems like there are way more women who don't mind a guy with a smaller package. 🤣

If you're really stressed about it—don't sweat it too much. These days, people can literally go under the knife to fix things up... though I guess there's always some woman out there who prefers a "compact model" anyway. 😬 valjda...

So, don't spiral too hard over it... 😂

Look, you could chug an entire bottle of calcium, magnesium, and whatever else is on the label... but at the end of the day, your body only has a certain capacity for how much it can actually absorb and transport those electrolytes and minerals from your gut 😬
And honestly? A huge chunk of that just ends up being wasted when you hit the restroom 😬

Generally speaking, if you're young and don't have some underlying chronic health issue dragging you down, bone healing should be pretty much textbook perfect—provided the bones are set right and kept still—without needing any fancy dietary supplements

That said, for older folks or people dealing with osteoporosis, taking a calcium and Vitamin D supplement is usually the standard recommendation

And there he is, our very own Justin Fox! 😍
Honestly, I’ve gotta wonder if there’s even a single tiny little niche in the entire medical field where he isn't some kind of absolute expert... 🙄

If you've got sweaty palms, you might actually be dealing with some serious static buildup 😬

Back in the day, people used to call this DNV—basically, autonomic dysregulation. In plain English, it’s just a fancy way of saying you’re "high-strung" or always on edge... 😈
It means even the tiniest bit of stress sends your system into overdrive.
But look, don't beat yourself up over it—it's not your fault. It's just how your internal "circuitry" was wired from the jump. 😍

Justin Fox, are you actually serious right now??!!?? 😲 😲 😲
I mean, you really are just a total failure of a student !!!! 😂 😂 😂

Man... everything is suddenly making way more sense to me (and honestly, to everyone else on this forum too) 😈

Arslan said:Poor Susan Martin24, you clearly have no idea what's actually going on, but hey, at least you're blissfully unaware of how clueless you are.

That’s why every single morning, the second I roll out of bed, I hit my knees and thank the Internet Gods for creating someone like you to enlighten me. 🙏 🙏 🙏

Jose Miller3 said:well, not really (if you're talking about me).

No, I wasn't aiming at you 😘
I was talking about the Department of Justice 😈

Jose Miller3 said:...as for that other thing, I'd love to see them try it, just so they end up behind bars where they belong.

🙏 🙏 🙏