Posts by cosmiceagle56

Those are nothing but filthy lies. I refuse to go out like that.

Edward Green said:I’m not showing up to your funeral. 😛
From what?

Heart failure or a car wreck. Honestly, I’d prefer the wreck. You know how it goes... you only die once. I want to feel the full weight of it.

Edward Green said:Based on the data we've gathered, your expiration date is
June 2068
at age 82.
- medical diagnosis -
cancer

Looks like you'll be checking out about six months after I do. 👋

I’m looking at an 81-year lifespan. Ouch... wonder who will be there to see me through. 🙄
January 2068
SO WHY DO WE GO?
56% heart attack
24% car crash
13% loneliness ------ 😢
5% pulmonary edema
2% injuries