Posts by Susan Edwards3

Dead Carrot said:Man, that part where the retiree almost dropped his grocery bag—I swear I nearly died laughing at the comment about him hopping around like a damn rabbit.

🙏 🙏 🙏 man, they really shouldn't be driving with you!

anch_io said:Formula 1

I got your back🙂

Top 3 dreams from my last sleep:

3. Playing ping pong with some weirdly beautiful dream physics :matrix: 😎

2. Hooking up with some girl 😳 :petiosnovne:

1. Some guy named Walter wouldn't let me into the corporate headquarters because apparently I didn't have a ticket for the World Cup opening ceremony 😕 and even a connection in Vegas couldn't fix it.

Kevin Chavez3 said:definitely The Dead. 🤮

stormywolf39 said:nah, it’s actually ATWKUBTTOD 😬

I mean, I'm looking at all these self-proclaimed experts debating band names and I honestly don't get it... 🙂

so even for a small-town guy from rural Ohio, this isn't good enough?

Ugh, here we go again, it's that time of the week:



those little punks 😎

Nicholas Perez33 said:Top 1 most overrated things about Eurovision:

Russian ketchup. 🙂

You really think anyone’s gonna be picking a winner—let alone deciding which song takes the crown—when we're still dealing with the absolute chaos of what happens if places like Ingushetia and Chechnya finally break off, or if Georgia ends up splitting into Georgia and Abrazia? It's all just too much uncertainty, I guess. Everything's such a mess... maybe there won't even be a contest left by then. 😁

rutvica said:I swear, the biggest turn-on for guys has to be left-handedness😍

~Jesen said:oh man, those veins on the hands🙂

hey kitty cat😉

Are you guys absolutely sure he didn't just go full-on conspiracy theorist on them?

electro cute said:Anyone who doesn't love raisins is my mortal enemy.

I feel like I see them all the time now, I guess...🙂

Now that the weather is finally warming up, you guys have basically pivoted to full-blown fascism—just constant ice cream runs and driving around in Rolls-Royces everywhere.

🙏Check out this guy:



Next week, I’m probably gonna have to take my old man out to some fancy steakhouse or something.👋

Adam Moore said:The absolute top things I want to be when I grow up:

5. Co-owner of a record shop and an indie label
4. A music journalist for some major magazine
3. Manager at Death Disc
2. A concert promoter
1. A dad 😍

lol ok

5. Seriously? You’ll get blacklisted by the whole indie-rock-snob mafia—probably based out of Brooklyn or something—as soon as they finish tearing you apart properly. 😬
4. It’s gonna be rough, but you just gotta wait for the right moment... say, if someone like Jack Nicholson gets a new liver or something, maybe leave him alone for a few years and then—bam—hit him where it hurts. 😉
3. I'll let Orange handle this one ☕
2. Just imagine those three hundred emails turning into a thousand by the end of the month... or, I don't know, just wait until Miller moves away to some island somewhere. 🙂
1. Ugh, so you actually plan on having kids? 🙂 🙂

Top three things that are absolutely wrecking me today—everything hurts and I honestly can't even control it:

1. Sneezing
2. Coughing
3. Laughing

😢

Laura Gonzalez44 said:that’s from my old high school. 😳

Yeah, you actually busted them back then when you were pasting and dropping those blog links everywhere 😘

The absolute #1 forum of all time:

1. this freaking

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bad seed said:here are my top 3 highlights for today:

2. word on the street is Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp might show up in Los Angeles for the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 premiere... anyone else down to go?! 🙂 😍 🙂

I’m definitely in if Keira shows up too, Harr

Narantxa said:Look, Dave, I honestly don't see anything here in this 🙂

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anch_io said:It's not like anyone’s ever heard of them anyway, so there's really no harm done 😬

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hollowseal33 said:I was actually thinking about posting that same list as Dave for a second— 😁 I should have known he’d go and do this.

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Laura Long5 said:Honestly, that band is strictly for frat parties.

So, I guess I'm on board with that...

@Karen Doyle2/">@@Karen Doyle2 - I mean, look at the singer—she's covered in bruises. Our buddy over there mentioned she’s probably just listened to way too much Nirvana when he saw 😬

So, here’s a little story:

I spotted this kid wearing a badge from some old guy who used to be in the band—you know, just one of those guys who isn't exactly a household name anymore—so I pulled aside a few of the band members who weren't really in the spotlight at the time. Once we were pretty sure he was actually rocking their merch, these guys started congratulating each other, shaking hands, hugging, high-fiving... basically throwing a whole party for themselves, all because they realized neither of them had ever even met the kid before. 😂

Mr. Wrong said:Top 3 pieces of evidence that Adam Moore is actually single:

3. Mongoloid 2. Rem Rem
Mongoloid 2. Rem Rem 😵
My high heel. 🙏 🙏 🙏 I gotta admit—as much as I absolutely loathe trashy stuff and forced irony—this was actually a pretty killer move.

It’s not exactly about being a girl or whatever—I mean, I wouldn't go that far—but I really want to say the guy is just incredibly eclectic. Honestly? I might just rename him "Eclectic Trombone" at this point. Just a thought. 🙂

I mean, honestly... I’m pretty sure we’re living in some kind of weird, alternate reality where everyone just makes stuff up as they go—it's like we've all collectively decided that logic is optional and we're just straight-up living in the 21st century unicorns. Or maybe it's more like... I don't know, some fever dream? It feels like everything is just completely nonsensical lately. 🙂 😍 🙂

Man, that Burzum track is intense—it’s like they’re just tearing through everything else left on her skin😲

They were actually incredible, though I guess they should've cranked the volume up even higher😍

Watching Ubu wash away is some solid, pure fire😬

Saxophone said:TOTAL TRASH.

ae 🙂 :smajlikojiwestsidemaserukama:

houpi said:highlights of my day:
1. Maria broke her arm so she’s stuck inside—and I just realized I have literally nobody else to call because everyone is scattered all over the place, from tiny rural towns to massive cities like Chicago or NYC.

screw this birthday. 😢

DAMN!!! 🙂

Samuel Murphy6 said:top word in the new New York slang:
🙏 sengules (sandwiches)

I mean, I bet that comes from the Bronx area—anyway, you should reach out to him, he's actually a decent guy and a real gentleman who always shakes hands 🙂

teenager houpi and no idea talking to mom rutvic said:blablablabla

you three are just too sweet 😍

Emily Thomas3 said:And who’s gonna be your DJ? Seriously, anyone?! 😁
Ugh... honestly, I think I might need to install some kind of wire fence just so people don't accidentally start throwing stuff at me...

Maybe I'll bring some special grill grates, a flashlight, or a stage light if things get sketchy, yeah?

Otherwise, it's gonna turn into a total disaster—like those construction sites where they leave chunks of reinforced concrete lying everywhere in the suburbs. 😈

Emily Thomas3 said:By the way, those guys over in downtown Denver deserve whatever's coming to them. I'm serious. I have never encountered such rude salespeople in my entire life—and I've dealt with folks from Italy to the roughest parts of Brooklyn.

If they hadn't accidentally missed the people lurking in the shadows, 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

Daniel Bailey7 said:Finally, an actual decent one from Delvecchio 😁

I hate to admit it, but I kind of have to agree with him here... 🙂

Karen Doyle2 said:Oh yeah, for anyone who missed that disaster on the blog a few months back... mainscream - 🙏

Yeah, okay, now I see why it didn't hit me as funny before—they probably could've just rigged up a gold chain for the next release or something.