Posts by dustypuma5

Maybe you actually need an economics class or something,
DES...
You’re never gonna get this right...😁

D- Good afternoon, how can I help you?
F- I heard you guys handle username changes here.
D- Not anymore, the IMF handles all that now.

IMF- Yes, how can I help?
F- Charles Ramirez59 sent me over to change my username.
IMF- Ah, my dear colleague. Take a seat, tell me how many letters we're swapping out.
F- Well, I was thinking of changing the 'm' to a 'k', and the 'g' to an 'r'... just sounds a bit classier, I guess.
IMF- Alright, here's the quote. Total is at the bottom; once you email over the payment slip, we'll have it fixed in five minutes.

I mean, who can you even blame? Maybe those people who studied Finn literature and comparative lit just to call Vemil some kind of online crying driver or whatever...

BTW, is this supposed to be a chat thread?
😁

So you're gonna call yourselves Vemil then...
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So what, supply and demand laws or whatever...
Just basic high school economics...
Create the demand first, then supply it.
The demand is already there, you just gotta capitalize on it—or if I'm being fancy, "sisoize" it...
That's a new economic term, don't worry if you haven't heard it before...

sisoize - turning imaginary supply and demand laws into actual piles of valuable stuff...

I got a purely business idea here.
Just scrap this subforum and set up an actual customer service line.
Use a toll-free number like 1-800-XXX-XXXX
Rate would be $2.25/min plus tax

Maybe Charles Ramirez59 can start saving up for some treats by solving calculus equations...
hahahha