What do you guys think of Joe Biden?
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Seriously, you’ve got me laughing my head off here...
And that bit about the frat guys? Hahahahahaha!
And that bit about the frat guys? Hahahahahaha!
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silentridge8 said:I have my doubts. I think Aiwass exists on a completely different plane... kind of like how some people view the old American spirit: absolute "freedom" paired with a total inability to actually handle it. It feels like Alexander is just trying to figure out how to turn Aiwass into a massive hit again, much like his brother McCrawley 🙂 And as for those traditional ritual foods, you don't just smell them—you cook them up and eat them as part of the initiation process itself. 🧐
Anyway, this mystic is heading into hibernation mode to plot big survival schemes for the motherland on the astral plane. :P
Lake Night 👋
silentridge8 said:Madonna is basically a spokesperson for McKinsey. It’s kind of like that old American mindset—where everyone tries to reach enlightenment using the exact same playbook that 😵Goldman Sachs used to build their empire... you know, like seeing the proverbial frog realize the horses are being shod. I honestly doubt Alexander even knows who Madonna is; he's actually competing with her. Instead of people buying Madonna's books, he's trying to hustle them into buying his scented incense sticks.😁
silentridge8 said:That just won't work. Even when I'm not walking around Washington, D.C., beating up Romans, I still feel the need to project some sort of cosmopolitan vibe. So, I’d actually ask you to wear one of those many t-shirts of yours that says "I am a Mexican." Ideally in Cyrillic—and honestly, a little nationalist insignia wouldn't hurt either.🙂
silentridge8 said:🤣
The old Soviet Union was already a floating state—a nation dreaming about the 😬 Future while our neighbors, the Canadians, were already busy with pyramids built by Pharaoh Joe. I propose we divide up the bags between the American-majority sectors and the biggest American faction. We’ll judge them based on how fast they can quote Nationalists leaders, or better yet, who can vandalize the most partisan monuments in record time. In this context, Joseph Cruz90 could hand out yoga sessions just to improve the flexibility of our young recruits. As for 🙂 Mason and Sanders, we can ship them off to some escort service in Thailand; that way, the European Union will probably compliment us on our entrepreneurial spirit. And hey, per the guys' request, they can wear pointy bras 👍
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Joseph Cruz90 said:Is there even such a thing? 😲Where exactly are these spices coming from—straight out of the captain's eyes?
Wait, who on earth is Madonna?
Joseph Cruz90 said:No way. I’m totally "undercover." When I'm walking around Washington, D.C., I exclusively wear t-shirts featuring the dictator's face. 😎
silentridge8 said:😲 Bluff 😁
silentridge8 said:I honestly couldn't tell you. Personally, my only priority is the prosperity of my homeland, America, which is why I’m currently on a top-secret assignment abroad. 🙂 When I head back home to the States, you might spot me by my tongue piercing—a little symbol of the pain I'm willing to endure for America—paired with black boots and some tight latex. I don't always have them on me, though. 🥳 I keep in touch with Joseph Cruz90 just so I can play the part of being super tolerant and "urban," provided that Joseph Cruz90 wears a t-shirt that says "I am a Mexican." 🙂 As for his temperament, I wouldn't know; he'd have to answer that one himself. 😁
Joseph Cruz90 said:East Coast? Honey, I’m thousands of miles west of you... 😘
Joseph Cruz90 said:I’ve told you already. It’s basically an intelligence academy in Vienna. We cover stuff like that during our second year specializing in "undercover operations," specifically in a course titled "Humor, Wit, and Pranks as Tools Against a Superior Opponent."
Just don't come looking for me. I'll head straight over to where the frontier forces have their base.
You really think they're harmless? You have no idea what they're doing to your psyche.
silentridge8 said:Joseph Cruz90 is getting a little worked up when it comes to you 🙂
Joseph Cruz90 said:Alright, fine. Let me break this down so you can actually follow along. Here’s the gist of the story:
-I woke up yesterday around 10:00 AM and headed over to the local National Guard recruitment center. While I was there, I ran into Captain Miller, and he tells me: "Hey, Dad, there's this woman out there absolutely tearing through the competition at an IMF conference." I had to stop and think about my next move. Everyone’s been talking about ruggedsailor25 lately—it seems like everyone is obsessed. So, I figured, why not? I'll head over there and see what happens. If I go down in flames, at least I'll know I went down fighting for the frontier.
Alister said:Ladies, they sent me here on official business. My commander basically told me, "Go find Miladin over at the IMF; there’s this dangerous ruggedsailor25 operating out of there. We've lost good men to her, so grab your gear, shoulder your pack, and go see for yourself if she's really as tough as they say."
Actually, I was trained in Austria—it was an intensive intelligence program (we affectionately call it the Vienna School)... my codename back then was Kosmajac. 😁
Joseph Cruz90 said:Are you crazy, or just more delusional than usual?
Is this supposed to be humor...? It feels like you were trying to make a point and then suddenly felt a bit under the weather... I really hope it’s nothing serious, maybe just some sudden chest pains or something. 😢
Joseph Cruz90 said:What exactly is your question? The only one I see directed at me in your post is "Besides that, who's forcing you into LK?" and honestly, that feels more like a rhetorical question to me.