Posts by Nicholas Jackson90

..... then how on earth did that woman end up pregnant after she was caught giving Andre Agassi a blowjob in a restaurant pantry??

She’s clearly got some wild energy in her veins!😁

If they decide to go into hiding within the crevices, they could potentially hang on for up to four days.😁

Entertainment is supposedly the whole point. But here’s the real question: what does it actually take to achieve that kind of genuine fun—the kind where nothing gets in the way? For someone purely self-absorbed, the requirements are minimal; however, for a real person (which most people aren't), the bar is set much higher. That's why finding true, unadulterated enjoyment is such an uphill battle.

cosmicridge5, you far-off soul, as I depart with a heavy heart and a tear in my eye, I want to take this moment to thank you for your selfless hospitality. Don't hold any grudges against me. Though, I have to ask—did you stick your fingers in an electrical outlet or something?😁

Coming soon to your neck of the woods on the Job and Career forum: the discussion on Effective Influence, or more accurately, how to manipulate your conversation partner while making them feel like they’ve won. 😁

Later, cosmicridge5.👍

FTF is what Effective influence is all about.

It’s essentially a method of communicating where you exert influence over whoever you're talking to—be it a subordinate, a colleague, or even your boss—in a way that achieves your goal without making the other person feel completely defeated. There is actually a relatively straightforward model for this that could easily be explained right here. This is something I had to learn the hard way out in the real world; it’s a vital life skill. So, if you're interested, just say the word. This might even be an opportunity for a whole new thread, and we can give a little thanks to cosmicridge5 for getting us started. 😁

I don't need to understand men. I've already found one deviant specimen who is exactly my type, so we can just communicate telepathically.

I'm glad to hear that. 😁

Give my regards to the guy.

Thanks, though I haven't even laid eyes on him yet.😕

but they say he's a good professor, is that true?

I honestly have no clue. I’ve never sat in one of his lectures; the only time I've seen him was on the news. I remember watching him on TV just minding his own business, eating beans out of a Tupperware container during some break at the TV Council or whatever it was.👍

I don't understand women, or people in general...

Why on earth would you need to understand women? You should be focusing on men instead.😁 As for people, that depends entirely on what you're looking for. I might actually be able to help you there; I picked up a fair bit of insight myself through studying "Effective influence."👍

Who cares if they're colorful? It’s like you don't understand women at all... how can you have a fractal that isn't colorful? You're losing it, just like that guy Gleick.

If it's trendy, it must be colorful.
I don't claim to understand women, that much is true 😁
Gleick is clearly just some flashy bag of chips. I guess I'll have to overhaul my entire diet and start bingeing on those snacks. 😁 Because apparently, my social life is suffering because of it. 😁

it really depends on what kind of data visualizations you're working with

I have to tell you, the focus here is strictly on content that is educational, easy to digest, and—most importantly—incredibly trendy right now. 😁

idiot

The second that idiot realized what was happening, he shot you a DM. 😁

What kind of company are we even talking about here? I'm just a student living on a scholarship.

A student. For heaven's sake, and here I was under the impression that darkbison81 was a woman's name. Clearly, it's time for me to head home. Peace out! 😁

Honestly, if you start dropping fractal diagrams—and yes, I’m using the technical term for those visuals—it’s going to blow everyone's minds completely.

Exactly. This is straight out of an 11th grade physics textbook; it’s scientifically proven. Of course, those Latin lover types use this stuff relentlessly to charm their way through life. Am I any different? I doubt it. 😁

That is precisely why I refuse to step foot out of my car; I simply send my subordinates to handle things for me instead.

Respects to the firm.😁

Oh, I'm sure you and Nicholas Jackson90 would absolutely love feeling the consequences of walking on synthetic carpet all day!!

I wish you could experience having cheap synthetic carpeting under your feet constantly, generating nothing but nasty static electricity, just so you could deal with sparks jumping off you while you're trying to pump gas. And I’m being dead serious here—you really ought to consider the fact that those tiny little sparks can actually ignite a gas station while you're filling up your tank. Honestly, if I were in your shoes, I'd be thinking twice before doing anything reckless. 😁

Just send over those experimental results first. We can get into the heavy discussion once we actually have some data on the table.

Fine by me.

Especially if the findings end up being a total mess.

Look, we can't just spend our lives eating and drinking; I need to stir the pot a little bit. A heated debate about DK is exactly what this place needs to stay interesting. 😁

Honestly, just forget about Pringles + Killian.

To hell with technique. I’m going to be testing this immediately. 😁

You finally caught me...

Oh, don't kid yourself; I can read you perfectly fine, even when you're trying to hide behind subtext. Honestly, I could recognize your specific brand of nonsense just by the font choice or the way you type on your keyboard. 😁

Good grief. Where on earth is math_baby now to enlighten us all...?

Exactly. Where did they vanish to? It seems some people just decide to disappear right when you actually need them. 😁

Pringles + Killian. They'll give you even more if you've got Buffy...

Luce, you really know how to push my buttons. 👍 Once again, I’m left looking like an idiot having to ask for a clarification. So, what exactly does "even more if you've got Buffy" mean? 🙄 Are we talking about recorded episodes? Or... 😁

You’re a complete jerk...

Are you talking to me? 😢 Well, thank you kindly. I suppose I can't really find it in my heart to stay angry at women who are both beautiful and brilliant. 😁

but high-end wine doesn't get ruined by water...

What am I supposed to do when I'm stuck drinking nothing better than some cheap California Chardonnay? 😁 Once I actually grow up, though, I'll be moving on to the good stuff from Thomas, Rezek, and the rest of the crew. 😁