Joseph Stewart38 said:You call them memes, little poems, whatever... all innocent little kids' stuff. It was all so sweet and wholesome... right up until those hardcore national team fans showed up and absolutely nuked that peaceful vibe.
Man, you're totally misreading the room. If I were to drop ten examples right now of the heavy-duty, gutter-tier insults people throw around—stuff you wouldn't even hear at an NFL stadium—I wonder what you'd say then... would you still be calling them "satirical little poems"?
Look, anyone who actually understands irony could see this whole thing was just meant to be satirical. You guys showed up to hate on the "haters" so seriously that you missed the point entirely. If you weren't just cherry-picking the parts that fit your narrative, you'd see that's exactly what I was going for.
And honestly, you can't be surprised when people fire back with insults. Seriously, you guys love to jump in with the fake moral high ground, lecturing everyone and acting like they're trash for hating on anything American, and then you act shocked when people bite back? Get real.
Mamić said:Once again, the dark times have arrived
The sadness of opening this gloomy thread
I should cast out the demons within you all
Like Saint Paul, I'll send my message through the air
Everyone knows I'm a spiritual being
That breezy atmosphere just helps it along
The hand sanitizer dispenser is working overtime
Kolinda's count is at three, while the rooster still sleeps
I'm just disappointed, not even angry, really
But I'm launching a verbal assault with everything I've got
Against those who won't let me reach the stands
To give some pointers to Luke, my second favorite son
Because some rule of theirs is standing in my way
How is Luke supposed to sign off for the national team without me?
I told him: "What if Zlatko doesn't even pick you?"
He just gave me his usual look: "Forget about it."
I'll admit, my throat feels pretty tight right now
But I don't give a damn about social media
They post my photos and make fun of me, obviously
Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and now even the FBI
That's enough for now, but we'll talk again soon
I won't lump all you haters into the same category
You'll just try to provoke me so you can shout "He's so arrogant"
I'm a gentleman to you all, for ages to come, amen.
ZadrankaDomRata said:Let the kids have their turn too
Your words are as bitter as wormwood to me
We never imagined we'd reach this point
Where such massive powers have grown so strong
We came here with fire in our hearts to support
To write our triumphs and show our love
Watching our youth celebrate together
An Istrian and a Herzegovinian sharing the same soil
(though that first guy isn't even fully American)
Thinking to ourselves, what lovely days these are.
Enjoying football, prayer, and good food
Church in the morning, the forum in the afternoon
Celebrating our oceans and our fertile fields
But then we get blindsided by a call from the government agency
Turning us upside down like a broken hourglass
Our dear saints, don't go hoping
That they'll be composing anthems for the homeland over there
You'll see the ruling party over there wielding their weapons
With some right behind you and others acting like communists
All the patriots there turn gray before long
While Greater Mexico thrives in full force
And we quickly realized what was happening
Everything over there is just red, green, and yellow
As far as American identity goes, there’s nothing left but a crater
Someone really needs to step up and give them hell
Here are some examples of satirical little poems written about themselves with ironic nicknames—the kind of stuff the "haters" used to post before you guys showed up and soured everything with your sincere hatred for anything you perceive as un-American without actually having any proof for it.
And then, once the mods finally stopped tolerating it and started ignoring the warnings, everyone runs straight to the PŽK claiming the mods are being evil. 🙂