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Nancy Scott5 said:I started rooting for them back in '07. Used to be a McLaren guy before that.🤣

And just like that, McLaren is absolutely crushing Ferrari. What a turnaround! 😂😂😂
Raymond Ortiz89 said:Ferrari is basically like a phoenix, except instead of rising, they just kind of smolder in the ashes until they finally stumble upon an actual elite driver or some engineers who actually know what they're doing; at this point, even if they did manage to stay in first place all the time, it wouldn't even be interesting anymore. ☕

They’ve got Alonso, right? Honestly, he’s easily the best driver on the starting grid right now. But man, Ferrari is really missing a top-tier engineer. Instead, they’re stuck with these guys who just don't get it. You look at a team like Lotus—they’re actually making progress race after race! Meanwhile, these guys over in Italy? They’re full throttle going in the wrong direction. It's like they're driving straight into a thick fog and can't find their way back to clarity. What are they even doing?
fadedwalker18 said:Heading into the race, I’m really hoping to see Lewis leapfrog at least one of those Red Bulls and send them both spinning off into the gravel.

If my first prediction falls flat, then maybe someone like Daniel Ricciardo—or even Jenson Button—will pull an upset and overtake Alonso. 😁

But if that doesn't happen either... 😁 then I'm looking at Pastor making some serious chaos during the opening lap, likely thinning out the top ten right from the jump. 😁

And honestly, I might just end up stuck in the dirt myself.

☕

Oh, and what if ten of them drop out in the first 200 meters? Seriously! They haven't even retired that many cars total all season, let alone in a single race. It would be great to break up this boring starting procedure where everyone drives like they're best friends protecting each other.
Bradley Nelson2 said:I don't get why everyone is making such a huge deal out of Ferrari. We all saw this coming the second Schumacher left. They had a decent run of glory for a while, but now they're just sliding right back to where they belong—the exact spot Schumacher pulled them out of in the first place. ☕

Look, even in recent years, Ferrari was always right there at the top, knocking on the door. But this year? This is a total meltdown. Honestly, what kind of geniuses are running this show? It feels like they didn't even put 20% effort into this season's car. Instead of actually working, their biggest drama was some petty dispute with Ford and debating what to call their mediocre ride. Seriously? While they should have been pouring everything into the aero package, they were busy messing around with trivial nonsense. That's going to cost them everything—both the Constructors' title and the Drivers' championship. You learn from your mistakes, right? But these guys just jump from one blunder straight into fifteen more.
stormybadger8 said:Just watched qualifying😁

Out of everyone at the top of the grid, Alonso is sitting in by far the worst spot.

If they already blew it in Q1, why on earth would they push in Q3 when they know they have zero chance? To me, it looks like they're just playing to the home crowd, and I honestly don't see how smart that is.🤷

It seems way smarter to look at the veteran over there—he gets to pick his tires, he’s got a fast car, and it wouldn't surprise me one bit if he finishes ahead of Alonso.☕

And hey, the guys from the US networks have a point. He hasn't got a single set of fresh rubber, and he's stuck on the dirty side of the track. Vettel didn't even have KERS, yet he still looks satisfied; he isn't whining about it or acting out. Honestly, he looks more confident about winning than Webber does.🤷

He'd probably be happier in 3rd, but who knows? Maybe he pulls a fast one on Webber at the start. 🙂

But hey, Kovacic is ahead of Ricciardo. 🙏 🙏 🙏
Happy for Lotus.🙂

And for Maldonado. 😁

Look, go ahead and root for Red Bull if you want, but for the sake of the championship, it would be great if those two guys could take a little inspiration from what happened back in 2010 and that race in Turkey.
http://f1racing.com/index.php?opt...esti&Itemid=86

After reading this article, everything clicks. In today’s world, aerodynamics is basically a religion! You can't just roll into the season with a few tiny tweaks and hope the competition accidentally naps through winter break. Everyone else shaved off half a second per lap, while Ferrari actually fell behind by two tenths (looking at you, Alonso). And don't even get me started on Massa—it’s his second year being a total mismatch for a powerhouse like Ferrari. Honestly, if Alonso manages to grab a podium, it’ll be a freaking miracle. By the time Ferrari catches up to the pack, it’ll be way too late because Vettel already has a massive head start. They're basically just middle-of-the-pack now. Objectively, they’re sitting in fourth place, trailing significantly behind Red Bull, McLaren, and Mercedes. If it weren't for Alonso, Ferrari wouldn't even crack the top seven. All this hype surrounding Ferrari is honestly laughable—I mean, Alonso finishing fourth in qualifying? A team like this should be hunting wins, not scavenging for the crumbs everyone else leaves behind. Personally, regardless of what Alonso does or how bad Massa is, they might as well just start designing the 2012 car right now. By the time they catch the leaders, they'll be down by 150 points. While they were busy obsessing over perfecting their KERS system, Red Bull used their 40% functional KERS setup to absolutely shred the competition like a meat grinder.
Amanda Kelly said:😱
By the way, do you even know how long a mile actually is? Or how much distance a car covers in just ten seconds on average?

And nice call by steelmaker83 calling them "haters".
People are spending way too much energy obsessing over Alonso finishing fourth, mocking him instead of acknowledging any actual progress. It's like they think his position is some massive catastrophe. Instead of worrying about Alonso, maybe focus on the Red Bull dominance.
And why isn't anyone talking about Webber's number one status? Who's actually going to take the lead into the first turn tomorrow?

First off, let's talk about Alonso squeezing himself between those McLarens.
You have to realize we're talking about thousandths of a second here—both in front and behind. In terms of time, it's negligible, but for track position, it's huge.
In recent races, Alonso hasn't really gained anything from his starts; he tends to play it safe, which I'm totally fine with.
That's why a better starting position matters for a single spot. Especially on a track like this.
The Ferrari looks strong and capable in the early stages. We've seen both McLaren and Ferrari pull off overtakes on the Red Bulls before, even under this year's conditions. So, there's no reason to be a total pessimist right out of the gate.

What I’d really love to see is someone from the second row dive in and wedge themselves among the Red Bulls. Since Webber has a habit of messing up his starts, a lucky break could theoretically put someone right into the fight for the lead. I don't think that's a pipe dream. That's when we'll see the real hierarchy.

Save the doom and gloom for the last quarter of the race—or for after the podium ceremony, assuming Red Bull predictably cruises to another win.

Edit: One important thing—how much distance is there to the first corner? I just hope it's not some tiny 100-meter stretch like we saw in Turkey.

A mile is about 1,609 meters. As for the second question, I haven't got a clue because I don't have the technical telemetry sitting in front of me. I honestly think Webber might subconsciously let Vettel slip past, essentially playing wingman to help Vettel maintain that huge gap over the rest of the field. My only worry is Hamilton and Alonso colliding at turn one; they both drive pretty aggressively, and they've already had their fair share of run-ins this season.
steelmaker83 said:Here we go again with the 0.6 haters. That was exactly how much he was overdriving that car.

Let’s be honest: nobody on the grid is even close to that level right now.

But honestly, what does that even mean for Alonso? If third place is his absolute ceiling today, who cares? If he were sitting in a McLaren-Mercedes, he’d be fighting Vettel for the win every single Sunday. Like, seriously. In this current setup, that +0.6 second advantage doesn't even matter because Vettel is already miles ahead. Tomorrow, if he finishes fourth, I'd call that a massive win. Why? Because Vettel, Weber, Hamilton, and Button are all in rockets, while Ferrari isn't even in the same zip code yet.
Jessica Ramos12 said:Is Heidfeld even going to be on the grid tomorrow if he didn't manage to set a qualifying time at all?🤷

Yeah, straight from the pit lane.
cosmicridge5 said:Way to go, Nando 🎉 Looks like we’re on day three tomorrow 🙂

If only! You're being way too optimistic here. McLaren actually has the better car right now, and you can bet Rosberg and Schumacher are going to be huge threats tomorrow. Nothing is set in stone yet, but Alonso is going to have to fight tooth and nail just to grab a spot on that podium. Honestly, the energy in the Ferrari pit lane was wild—you’d think they just snatched pole position instead of settling for fourth!
Alonso finally grabbed fourth! He actually broke that curse of always starting fifth. The gap to second and third was only +0.850 seconds... honestly, isn't that just way too much?
Massa is barely hanging on, and Alonso is trailing by a massive margin—he's lagging behind both McLaren and Red Bull by more than 1.2 seconds. That's just way too much, isn't it?
Tyler Bennett5 said:Honestly, Ferrari fans take the cake. The second their team isn't on top, suddenly everything becomes uninteresting and incredibly dull
—if that’s even possible. It’s always some massive conspiracy against them, or they start talking about breaking away to form their own little
league. Just hang in there for a few seasons until the Red Bull era winds down, and maybe you'll finally get your moment in the sun again.
Personally, I think the only thing that might stop the Bulls from grabbing a 1-2 finish tomorrow is a random mechanical failure.

hehehehe, look, I don't really care when Ferrari finally wins again. I just want variety! It shouldn't always be the exact same driver dominating everything. Aside from the Chinese GP and that brilliant tactical move by Hamilton where he saved that one set of softs, the rest has been pretty monotonous. The last two races were actually fun, and up until the most recent one, you couldn't even guess who would take the championship. At this rate, if things stay this way, Vettel could basically celebrate the title by race 12. People love to talk about these "artificial" battles, but in reality, there’s almost zero chance to actually win a race because Red Bull is just absolutely crushing everyone. We seriously need to bring back an era where engine power actually decides the winner, you know? Like, let the engine package matter alongside aerodynamics. Right now, everything is so strictly limited, plus having only one tire manufacturer is just a disaster. If we had more manufacturers and maybe three pit stops on average instead of what we see now, it would be way more intense. Red Bull wouldn't be killing the excitement of the races like they are this season.
Jason James said:To be fair to them, though, look at this
http://www.espn.com/racing/story/41805...various-winglets

Heh, same old bans. At this rate, Ferrari is going to show up to qualifying trailing by about two full seconds. Honestly, the way Formula 1 is being run lately? It's wild. A year and a half ago, the top ten were all within a single second of each other. Now look at us. How did F1 get so messy? I really think it’s time for the big teams to just break away from this whole circus. The higher-ups seem more obsessed with dragging the sport to every corner of the globe than actually keeping it interesting. Who cares if the fans are losing interest, right? Just look at the stands during third practice—half empty. Total joke.
Is anyone else finding this racing formula getting a bit stale? We've got Vettel and Webber fighting within a tenth of a second, while everyone else is just trailing behind by two full seconds. Honestly, I might just switch over to following Rally or MotoGP from now on. It’s getting repetitive when the gap between Red Bull and the rest of the pack just keeps widening like this. And don't even get me started on Ferrari—another massive disappointment. Alonso is sitting two and a half seconds back, and Massa? Let's not even go there. Alonso is still dealing with car issues too. If he manages to scrape even a single point, he should probably just take the win and stop claiming they've made "progress" when they're actually falling further behind. The math just doesn't add up. They were only about 1.2 seconds off Red Bull before, now it's 2.5. In just two weeks, they've doubled their deficit compared to the race in Austin.
What is the FIA even doing to Ferrari now?
Before qualifying starts, they’re going to decide if the rear end of the Ferrari is actually legal!
It’s ridiculous. Remember when Hamilton went on record saying Red Bull’s front wing was flexing way too much? Nothing happened then!
It seems like Bernie and his crew are perfectly happy letting Red Bull run away with it, even though they clearly have the best aero package on the grid right now. But hey, I guess having an unfair advantage is just part of the deal, isn't it? For a sport this expensive and glamorous, it’s honestly a total disgrace!
What on earth is going on with Ferrari? They’re lagging just one second behind Red Bull again! Did they actually bring something new, or does it feel like a massive step backward? Meanwhile, McLaren-Mercedes has improved so much they might actually be fighting for the win this Sunday. Alonso is starting fifth in qualifying again—his best hope is to overtake J. Button, and honestly, he’ll need some serious luck to pull that off. I mean, let’s be real: we can't expect anything groundbreaking from Ferrari at the Spanish Embassy. Massa might just settle for a top 10 finish on Sunday. If Ferrari couldn't close the gap to RD, the least they could have done was hold onto that lead over McLaren-Mercedes they had during the Turkish Embassy event. It feels like that whole performance from the Italians and Alonso was just a lucky flash in the pan. For the sake of the championship, wouldn't it be better if Hamilton started racking up wins instead of being stuck with just that single victory at the Chinese Embassy?