Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)
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Nobody’s even playing the game right now 

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Jessica Gonzalez said:Honestly, I don't think he cares. He's just doing his own thing and sticking to his guns. Just keeps pushing forward. I guess he talks a lot of nonsense sometimes, but I respect that he stays consistent. It's a nice change from guys like Mitt Romney or whoever else is out there.
Keith Miller30 said:It seems like Dr. Harrison has actually found a way to halt the aging process altogether...
Eric Fox7 said:Has anyone actually sat down and counted this guy's impact:
🙏🙏🙏
President, musician, vocalist, DJ—the whole nine yards. 🙏
And now he’s just cruised through another election with 97% of the vote... 🙏
Absolute top-tier trash. 🤣
Amanda Evans2 said:Ballon dropped a few betting tips earlier today ☕
I have a feeling Nick was hanging around them too
Keith Miller30 said:Sometimes life feels a bit more gray, or even yellow. ☕
By the way, did anyone catch the Federer-Kyrgios match? It honestly felt like the match of the year. 🙏 Young Kyrgios managed to pull off a 6-7, 7-6, 7-6 victory, which is quite impressive considering he was down a set and facing a break in the second. 🙏 If I recall correctly, he clinched it on his seventh match point during that third-set tiebreak. 🙏
Rachel Cooper3 said:Good movie on RTL. ☕
edit: drank 🤣
Walter Grant5 said:Nah. What makes you think it's eight?
brightpilot6 said:It’s quite a sight seeing SS and Matthew Anderson4 strutting down those main streets, all while "protect us and watch over us" plays in the background 😂
restlesssurfer97 said:from where you're standing, that is a totally phenomenal conclusion ☕
restlesssurfer97 said:nah, man, you gotta be kidding me 😂
Jeffrey Edwards76 said:I'm not scrolling back a single page, let alone hunting for your first post. Did you write somewhere that you're a football prodigy and the greatest talent since the dawn of time just because you five were arguing? Yep. You did. Facepalm.
I couldn't care less about football. I just love calling out people who don't know what they're talking about—but hey, that's nothing restlesssurfer97 hasn't already figured out.
Just so you guys understand the level of stupidity on display here: I don't like tennis. It's boring. I can watch it until it hits "30-all." By that logic, I should go over to Reddit and explain to them why their sport sucks just because I find it dull. And man, when I was 17, I used to hit the ball over the net all the time. Get it? They spend their entire lives learning how to throw it back over that net. And always into the same field. Wow. Pure spectacle right there.🙏
Alright, now try explaining to me what's "more valuable" in soccer, acting like I've never watched a single game. There are tons of better things in soccer. In football, I value seeing a guy get leveled by two giants and pop right back up a second later because he's too proud to stay down—unlike those soft players who trip over the 16-yard line. Or when someone hits the wall ninety times and then finally scores, making the whole Dallas Cowboys stadium jump out of their seats.🙂