Posts by Jose Torres2

Man, this movie is pure gold. It’s got that gritty, high-octane 80s action vibe, kind of like Die Hard or Lethal Weapon—even if Dirty Rotten Scoundrels feels more 90s, you know what I mean.

There’s this one part where Johnny Cash walks into his cell ready to go, and his cellmate basically tells him "not on my watch" because he's hogging the toilet. Cash tries to act all tough and teach the guy a lesson, but then this massive Black Kish stands up from the bed, and Cash just loses it. He looks so terrified, making the most ridiculous face you've ever seen... absolutely hilarious!

Look, I’ve learned one thing: if you’re actually a decent person and somehow end up with a massive target on your back from people who'd love nothing more than to take you out, all you gotta do is clock each one of them in the head once. Boom. They're out of commission. They just end up sprawled out on the floor, totally useless to anyone, for God knows how long.
It’s the same deal when a hero pulls a gun on some thugs or terrorists—one shot and they aren't getting back up. They can't exactly keep fighting if they're incapacitated.