Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)
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Laura Chavez93 said:In South Korea, about 90% of those who supposedly recovered have tested positive again... things are starting to get interesting 🍿
Paul Martinez73 said:Every year, the flu kills somewhere between 300,000 and 600,000 people in the States, mostly concentrated between October and March.
So, looking at those five months, we’ve already hit about 100,000 deaths from COVID-19, and mind you, we still don't know the outcome for about 60% of those cases. If this current trajectory holds, we could easily end up doubling the usual flu death toll... especially since the flu typically infects around 5 million people annually.
restlesssurfer97 said:GQ actually dropped some recent studies suggesting that unemployment doesn't hit mortality rates nearly as hard as people claim, and it definitely isn't the massive deal they made it out to be in The Big Short.
I mean, looking back, nobody was really paying attention to that H1N1 swine flu pandemic either, which honestly took a ton of people with it, but that all went down when the world felt like it had much more pressing issues on its plate, whereas now we're living through this era of sustained economic growth where everyone seems way more preoccupied with climate change, transgender rights, and the whole political correctness debate.
Eric Fox7 said:But honestly, that number doesn't mean squat—it’s not giving us the full picture at all.
The only real, accurate figure we have right now is that the mortality rate here in the United States is sitting at a fucking 1.4%... everything else is just the Golden State Warriors guessing in the dark.
We won't know the actual, definitive number until this whole epidemic is finally over, but it's going to be way closer to my estimate than to whatever nonsense Branko is peddling.
Paul Martinez73 said:Are you being serious right now, or are you just trolling...? 🤷
If the genetic sample matches the virus, you're positive—it’s just basic science, same as any other virus out there. Every single virus carries its own unique genetic code, which is exactly why they have to pull massive amounts of samples just to map it out so they can actually build a test in the first place... but honestly, I think you're just trolling. 🤣
Elizabeth Mendoza said:Why are you so damn sure about that?
Nobody knows anything yet. For all we know, that virus could just vanish into thin air once summer hits. 🤷
Elizabeth Mendoza said:Sure, but am I really going to be the one to send him to his grave through my own recklessness? How would I ever live with myself knowing I brought something into my house that ended up costing my old man his life?
Michael Flores8 said:On another note, I was actually visiting New Zealand recently. It’s quite populated with Chinese immigrants, and it’s somewhat surprising how quickly things shifted there. About 15 days ago, they only had two reported cases, but just three days ago, that number jumped to exactly 1,036. My brother lives over there, and he’s the one giving me these updates. It seems like everyone is under quarantine, with only essential workers staying active.
Paul Martinez73 said:GQ is going to be clapping for you tonight with full hands. Unless you're Jugovic ☕
Anthony Jackson2 said:With this whole contagion trend going on, people assume stores are prepping by cutting shifts—basically making sure they don't have to deal with staffing issues. My guess? This whole thing is going to wrap up even sooner than expected.
restlesssurfer97 said:Pretty impressive stuff, honestly, because according to Google, Americans take these restrictions just as seriously as Germans do
Yawn ☕
urbanhawk17 said:From now on, we’re calling those #safe-friend.
Can I be your #safe-friend too? 😢
Is GQ some kind of #safe-friend fiancé?
Amanda Evans2 said:Where's the evidence?