Offensive content and moral outrage
in Criminal and Misdemeanor Law ·
They went and amended the public order ordinance about a month ago just to add this:
"In addition to the designated areas, swimming and sunbathing on all public beaches—whether developed or undeveloped—is prohibited without wearing a bottom half of a swimsuit."
Total Middle Ages vibes. Love that for us.
Now I’m wondering, since the wording is such a mess, if I could win in court by just carrying my trunks in my hand instead of actually wearing them. :-)
"In addition to the designated areas, swimming and sunbathing on all public beaches—whether developed or undeveloped—is prohibited without wearing a bottom half of a swimsuit."
Total Middle Ages vibes. Love that for us.
Now I’m wondering, since the wording is such a mess, if I could win in court by just carrying my trunks in my hand instead of actually wearing them. :-)