Posts by Keith Ward2

slyraven27 said:Yeah, Americans love pairing melon with prosciutto. Personally, I can't stand the taste of melon. The smell is okay, I guess, but I just can't bring myself to eat it. Kiwi and prosciutto is the superior combo for me. You get that perfect hit of sweet, tart, and salty.

I'm with you on all counts.

You didn't exactly ask how I handle melon 😁

slyraven27 said:Man... now you've got me thinking about kiwi and prosciutto. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.

I tried that too. Honestly, I liked it way more than that classic melon and ham combo they do over in Italy.

Maybe it's just because I have a different way of working with cantaloupe.😁

I couldn't stand figs when I was a kid

but now? I absolutely love them, especially when they’re perfectly ripe and juicy

pairing them with some prosciutto and sharp cheese—that sweet and salty combo is just incredible

If I tried to shake it off right here, I’d probably end up sliding all over the floor

slyraven27 said:I love them... especially when the plums are perfectly ripe, so they burst open while cooking and all that juice just spills out... mmm 🙂

yeah, you take a bite, it pops, the juice runs everywhere, and you just end up licking it all up until there's nothing left...

slyraven27 said:And I’m counting down the days until summer and plum season hits.

My homemade plum dumplings.

mmmm those look like some seriously good dumplings

Just spread some high-end raspberry jam on a Belgian waffle and paired it with a hot cup of black tea.

It’s so good I can practically feel my heart rate picking up.

The wait is getting ridiculous

You guys have officially lost all sense of professionalism

Walter Baker2 said:I’m not even doing that. I just wait until they show some interest and then I’m in.

Man, you are way too blunt.

Even us degenerates don't just jump straight in like that.

You have to play the game first. A little "hey gorgeous, you look amazing, I love your vibe" kind of thing before you make a move.

Sean Taylor45 said:I’ve got this feeling that you might actually get lucky here, even if you're a total loser.

Saw that girl of yours at Starbucks this morning.

Didn't slide into her DMs or anything.

you guys are way too worked up

honestly, screw all you high-energy people 😁

what the hell is this

isn't this entire forum supposed to be a place to vent

hellooo

here I am, licking the lid of a Nutella jar

Well, here’s our big winner right here

If you really want my take

Megan Gray4 said:I feel like you’re going to crash regardless, whether she’s in the picture or not.🍿

Nah, I won't. It's just an outstretched hand holding a phone taking my picture.

Since you're such a photography expert, I'm sure you totally get that.

Megan Gray4 said:Keith Ward2, you can't exactly hide behind those glasses!
How are you supposed to stay on track with this topic if you can barely see what's happening?
🤣

well, I've got a cigarette for balance

and pure machismo

Megan Gray4 said:The level of professionalism here... this isn't some local county fair...
😂

everything is spiraling out of control

😁 hit

driftingmarlin44 looks like they’re getting pretty bored just playing around with a kitten on some young beauty 😁

Charles Bailey2 said:Especially the older ones. 👍
The only one I haven't sat through is Snowden.

and that one's pretty solid too