Posts by electrictinker14

I swear like a sailor. Right now I’m just sticking to "fuck" and "suck," since they sound a bit more classy, I guess.

Brilliant post. Finally something actually worth reading.

Honestly, my coworkers are such a massive headache. I can’t even finish a quick read of the news or grab a bite to eat without them breathing down my neck with some mindless question. It drives me nuts, but I guess I just have to deal with it since finding a new gig isn't exactly looking likely right now. In my case, I'm working with a bunch of expats, so we don't really have much in common anyway.

I mean, our folks are fine compared to those people out West. They’re just exhausting, I guess. They come up to you and start rambling nonsense, trying to force a conversation on you, and they talk way too loud. It’s the same everywhere, from kids in the clubs to old guys on the street. Honestly, just kill 'em all.

Jealous people are just the worst. I’ve noticed though, that folks down south seem way less petty than they are here in Scandinavia. A buddy of mine used to hang out with this one guy from Denmark, but once he saw how well my friend was actually doing at his place, he just totally ghosted him. Believe it or not, he won't even give him the time of day now. People are just so jealous, especially since I guess having an exotic name is a bit more interesting than their boring ones. Honestly, you might as well just drive those jealous types crazy.

Haha, I’m honestly praying to God that nobody sits next to me. I might just end up buying a car just so I don't have to deal with all those bores on the subway.