Posts by Daniel Wood25

I mean, wouldn't it make more sense to just go back to your doctor first and see if they'll actually order an MRI?

My folks told me that when my mom was pregnant, they initially thought I was going to be a boy. They spent a lot of time brainstorming names, and my dad actually wanted to go with Dennis... but apparently, my mom wouldn't hear any of it. She just looked at him and asked, "Do you really want our kid getting teased at school because his name rhymes with penis?" 🤣

Anyway, lucky for me, I turned out to be a girl instead of a boy—and now I’m a pretty decent woman, I guess. 😍

p.s. If there are any Dennises out there, don't take it personally; that rhyme was all my mom's doing. 😉