Which statesman had the biggest funeral ever?
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Hrvoje Vukcic said:The whole question is a joke. These self-important "government types" don't show up to funerals to pay respects. They come to eye the buffet, gorge themselves, and talk trash on the way out. With someone like Tilet—just your typical small-town big shot from a rough neighborhood—it’s exactly what you’d expect. All those high-ranking officials knew that going in. That’s why they showed up... not for the guy himself.
Nah, I’ll tell you this: some future "bigwig" is going to have a massive funeral, maybe even the biggest one yet. I'm talking about the legendary Stipa bosanac. Intelligence-wise? He's on par with a punchline. Looks-wise? Well, let's just say he's got a certain... unique charm. We're talking record numbers of ribs and brisket being slaughtered, liters of bourbon flowing like water, gunfire in the air, and parades through the streets. And all of it just to honor the so-called Stipa bosanac when he finally kicks the bucket.
Stipe, West Virginia is waiting for you to pass...👍
Marshall wasn't some lowlife who would want people partying and drinking at his funeral.
Rest in peace.