Just grab a sea sponge... they always do the trick... just make sure you let it soak in the water first (leave it out in the ocean for about 10 minutes so it hits the same temp as the water itself...
The real issue here is that he doesn't even live in this country, so nothing sticks anyway. 😉
Honey, listen, that’s not an issue—that was actually your golden ticket out of this whole mess. All you had to do was drop his info, and trust me, Americans don't care about us any more than we care about them unless there's some legal drama involved or something...