ASCAP
in Music ·
Home ›
Amy Walker49 › Posts
Posts by Amy Walker49
2 posts shown.
Who do you hate the most?
in Close to Politics ·
THINGS I CAN'T STAND:
1. Sixty-year-old women who somehow find the energy to sprint for a city bus, yet suddenly lack the stamina to walk two blocks to the grocery store.
2. Retirees who insist on commuting during the morning rush hour when the buses are packed with people actually heading to work. Look, I get that you have all the time in the world, but why on earth are you fighting the crowd at 7:00 AM?
3. Shaven heads paired with boxy haircuts and chunky gold chains.
4. People who assume we’re on a first-name basis within thirty seconds of meeting, regardless of how brief the interaction is.
5. Convertibles blasting heavy techno or obnoxious anthems at full volume.
6. Conservatives.
7. Liberals.
8. Environmentalists who scream about animal rights while completely ignoring my right to peace and my own opinions. Leave me be. Whether it was God or evolution that put me here, I was made a carnivore. I eat meat. End of story.
9. Jehovah's Witnesses ringing my doorbell at eight on a Saturday morning with those overly cheerful voices. No. Thank you. Just... no.
10. Spineless people who let everyone walk all over them, only to spend the rest of the week complaining to anyone who will listen about their misfortunes.
11. Professional critics who do nothing but badmouth the city.
12. Anyone who gets uncomfortably close to my face while trying to explain something to me.
13. People decked out in designer labels from head to toe who smell like stale sweat. If you can afford the shopping spree, surely you can afford some decent body wash. Even Fendi looks cheap if you don't take care of it.
14. People whose entire reading list consists of nothing but trashy romance novels and westerns. "Who's Cesaric? Is he the guy showing up at Central Park on Fridays for the party at Papay?"
15. Those annual beauty pageants featuring contestants who struggle to string a coherent sentence together. Go walk through an actual American city; you'll find plenty of women who are both beautiful and intelligent.
16. TV interviews with folks who blame the government—any administration, really—for everything under the sun, despite having done absolutely nothing to spark actual change.
17. People who refer to themselves in the third person.
18. The types who would step over their own father just to get what they want.
19. Transplants who move to my city and expect me to change my ways to suit them, acting as if they're still living back in some tiny, backwards hamlet in the middle of nowhere!
20. Corruption.
1. Sixty-year-old women who somehow find the energy to sprint for a city bus, yet suddenly lack the stamina to walk two blocks to the grocery store.
2. Retirees who insist on commuting during the morning rush hour when the buses are packed with people actually heading to work. Look, I get that you have all the time in the world, but why on earth are you fighting the crowd at 7:00 AM?
3. Shaven heads paired with boxy haircuts and chunky gold chains.
4. People who assume we’re on a first-name basis within thirty seconds of meeting, regardless of how brief the interaction is.
5. Convertibles blasting heavy techno or obnoxious anthems at full volume.
6. Conservatives.
7. Liberals.
8. Environmentalists who scream about animal rights while completely ignoring my right to peace and my own opinions. Leave me be. Whether it was God or evolution that put me here, I was made a carnivore. I eat meat. End of story.
9. Jehovah's Witnesses ringing my doorbell at eight on a Saturday morning with those overly cheerful voices. No. Thank you. Just... no.
10. Spineless people who let everyone walk all over them, only to spend the rest of the week complaining to anyone who will listen about their misfortunes.
11. Professional critics who do nothing but badmouth the city.
12. Anyone who gets uncomfortably close to my face while trying to explain something to me.
13. People decked out in designer labels from head to toe who smell like stale sweat. If you can afford the shopping spree, surely you can afford some decent body wash. Even Fendi looks cheap if you don't take care of it.
14. People whose entire reading list consists of nothing but trashy romance novels and westerns. "Who's Cesaric? Is he the guy showing up at Central Park on Fridays for the party at Papay?"
15. Those annual beauty pageants featuring contestants who struggle to string a coherent sentence together. Go walk through an actual American city; you'll find plenty of women who are both beautiful and intelligent.
16. TV interviews with folks who blame the government—any administration, really—for everything under the sun, despite having done absolutely nothing to spark actual change.
17. People who refer to themselves in the third person.
18. The types who would step over their own father just to get what they want.
19. Transplants who move to my city and expect me to change my ways to suit them, acting as if they're still living back in some tiny, backwards hamlet in the middle of nowhere!
20. Corruption.