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So, I was crashing at my girlfriend's place and ended up knocking back a couple of birth control pills with some beer... Now she’s telling me my chest is looking a bit more "buff" than usual, and honestly, I found myself checking out a cyclist's backside a little too hard... totally unintentional, obviously. What do I need to do to get things back to normal? I feel like a total wreck right now... what's the move?
It’s the little things that really make life worth living. Looking back at some old family photos and seeing faces that aren't around anymore... man, I'd give anything just to be there again, maybe play a quick round of poker or just mess around and joke with them. Nothing crazy. Yesterday was a total wash—super foggy outside, and I stuffed my face with onions early this morning, so I basically smelled like a deli all day. Today’s looking up, though, since I sat down to catch a Premier League match, and the onion breath is finally fading. It's gonna be a good one.