Posts by Rebecca Jones12

Steven Rivera7 said:So, two cops just showed up at my place asking who was behind the wheel of my car on this specific date and time. Apparently, they tried to pull the driver over, but the guy just blew right past them. I told them straight up—I have zero clue who was driving. They said they were chasing him, but he managed to lose them. Now, because I’m the owner, they’re looking to drag me into court. Look, I genuinely don't know who had the keys! What am I supposed to do? What's my move for the hearing? How can they even come after me when they don't have any actual proof?

Short answer: you can't. Unless, of course, you've got a history of similar offenses.

That doesn't even have to be true because most of the slackers posting here are doing it on their full-time job of being unemployed, which is probably the case with Shadow too...

Guys, seriously, tell the mod I’m good, I was just messing around, I'm begging you!!!
quietcobra30, I honestly thought you had a better sense of humor than this? You're really not gonna fix anything? What, is this some kind of religious crusade or something?

And who the hell reported me? Some idiot from Idiotville who’s got a ridiculous quote like that sitting right in their signature!

Terry Rodriguez41, you are a TOTAL FUCKING idiot!

Joe@, you little fraud, you went and edited your post! Maybe try actually reading what you scribbled down before you hit send next time!

So they're gonna shut it down? A vote? What kind of "vote" are you talking about? You're calling a moderator a vote? What even is that?

You’re actually hilarious, for real. People are straight up trolling me on the phone now!

You think I can knock this out in an hour? Are you kidding me? I said two and a half!

"Yeah, and" my ass?!? That’s a freaking killer result that gives me all the street cred I need to give running advice, unknown.

I’m feeling the pounds more myself! And why wouldn't I act like I know what's up? Sure, you can wear sneakers, but the real question is whether it actually makes sense, not just because it's an option!

Twenty-five posts? Whatever, man. If you want, I can just turn on private messages so you can send me your drafts to proofread and fix up before you actually hit publish.
And what’s with this sudden love affair? You just trying to push me away?

Look, casualjackal12, listen up: in my last post, I was being polite by just hinting that you can't read or write because I didn't think it was classy to say it straight to your face! And then you have the nerve to try and correct me on pounds! IT WAS A JOKE, HELLO? If you're going to be such a stickler for grammar, it should be 90 pounds, not poundS... So, listen here, you are fucking ILLITERATE!

My bid: New York City, Gelatin, 90 bucks!
I haven't been on this stupid forum in what, five freaking months?! Jesus and God! You really motivated me to come back! HELLO? Twenty posts a day? You’re a straight-up LEGEND of this whole damn site! You rule! But seriously, Jesus and God again! It's called sneakers, hello? Not "sneekers," HELLO again? Just because they're "your favorites" or whatever slang you're using doesn't mean you spell them wrong! And that's how you titled the thread! Now go scream it from the rooftops of your favorite website! This all comes from the sport called tennis—tennis—sneakers! Get it? Which is dumb because sneakers are for tennis! Which means you actually need running shoes for recreational running! And if you use insoles, don't go running on asphalt, just stick to the dirt paths by the embankment, okay? Because asphalt is garbage! You could run without insoles too, but then you better buy some stability or motion control shoes! And look, I'm no amateur!!! I once climbed Mount Everest in two and a half hours without even breaking a sweat! And I run on your part of the path, so watch out!