Afghanistan - Megathread
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So, after letting this thread gather dust for a year, I figured it was time to dig it out.
A few weeks back, most of the Western media—which, let's be real, is about 95% owned by Jewish interests—was all hyped up about some massive, unprecedented offensive against those illiterate, bearded terrorists. Even our local news outlets were right there with them, cheering it on, because, you know, we all know how much our soldiers care about bringing freedom, peace, and prosperity to the poor people in Afghanistan. Then, after a day or two, everyone just... stopped talking about it. Suddenly, there’s zero news about how many terrorists these American liberators managed to take out, or how many innocent Afghans they actually liberated. All we get is some vague update every couple of days about a plane or a NATO chopper crashing due to "technical issues" 😁, which totally have nothing to do with enemy fire, or some clip of a captured American soldier—whose sole mission was apparently to spread democracy—talking to a camera.
Honestly, I kind of respect the Taliban. They're unbribable; I mean, Mullah Omar could've been chilling in some Hollywood mansion three times over if he’d just sat down and negotiated with the occupiers. They're persistent, focused on getting their country back, and they aren't falling apart into little factions. They’re pretty much one unified front: getting foreign boots off their soil. If only our politicians could learn a thing or two from them. Instead, they’ve basically sold off almost everything we own to foreigners, making sure their own pockets and their grandkids' pockets are full, while saddling the country with $40 billion in debt. Now, we're just stuck nodding along to whatever comes flying in from Washington, New York, London, Brussels, or Tel Aviv.
A few weeks back, most of the Western media—which, let's be real, is about 95% owned by Jewish interests—was all hyped up about some massive, unprecedented offensive against those illiterate, bearded terrorists. Even our local news outlets were right there with them, cheering it on, because, you know, we all know how much our soldiers care about bringing freedom, peace, and prosperity to the poor people in Afghanistan. Then, after a day or two, everyone just... stopped talking about it. Suddenly, there’s zero news about how many terrorists these American liberators managed to take out, or how many innocent Afghans they actually liberated. All we get is some vague update every couple of days about a plane or a NATO chopper crashing due to "technical issues" 😁, which totally have nothing to do with enemy fire, or some clip of a captured American soldier—whose sole mission was apparently to spread democracy—talking to a camera.
Honestly, I kind of respect the Taliban. They're unbribable; I mean, Mullah Omar could've been chilling in some Hollywood mansion three times over if he’d just sat down and negotiated with the occupiers. They're persistent, focused on getting their country back, and they aren't falling apart into little factions. They’re pretty much one unified front: getting foreign boots off their soil. If only our politicians could learn a thing or two from them. Instead, they’ve basically sold off almost everything we own to foreigners, making sure their own pockets and their grandkids' pockets are full, while saddling the country with $40 billion in debt. Now, we're just stuck nodding along to whatever comes flying in from Washington, New York, London, Brussels, or Tel Aviv.