Posts by Drew Lee9

Chloe Cooper10 said:It looks like Star is picking up loose change from their pockets again.😍

I finished that ages ago. 🕺

hiddenmarlin14 said:Yeah, and? 🍿

So... what's the point?
I enjoy watching gymnastics, just not how they pick the winners.🤦 😁

hiddenmarlin14 said:I don't care about 🤷

Fair enough, though I wasn't listing those sports because they're "fun."
I was just drawing a parallel regarding how one actually wins 😉

Chloe Cooper10 said:Star, I think voting ended ages ago. Forget about the key—just give Maca a shout and ask her to set up a new challenge.😍

How am I supposed to reach her? She hasn't been around for days. Or maybe I just missed her.🤷

hiddenmarlin14 said:I'd actually watch figure skating if they'd just let me ☕

Figure skating, gymnastics, synchronized swimming...
any sport where you're at the mercy of some judge's opinion is a joke.
In tennis, it's simple: one point, you win. In football, a touchdown counts. Basketball, a basket counts. It's objective.

I think I’ve left enough time for everyone to cast their votes, so we're calling it here.
The winner is Louis Hay. Can those with admin tools please lock this thread? Thanks. 🕺

ironcobra13 said:And I have accounts at five different banks, even though I'm from the USA.
I've read and heard so many jokes that everything feels pretty stale to me now.😉

Interesting. I have some ties to the USA myself.🙏

ironcobra13 said:Drew Lee9 is a legend, but he can definitely be a handful.😉

Honestly, I just realized how much I've been sleeping on this. 😁

Chloe Cooper10 said:@Drew Lee9, I suggest you just stay home this weekend, no matter what. 🤣

@Microsoft, welcome. 😳
When you drop a link, give me a thumbs up if it's something I'd actually want to see, and a thumbs down if it's trash. Let's keep our opponents guessing. 😳

No chance. 😛

Since the moderator says we can post whatever we want, here’s a joke that actually had me laughing out loud:

John landed a job at a massive department store in New York..
At the end of his first shift, the manager asked him what the total sales were.
"135,552.20 $"—John said, leaving the manager absolutely speechless.
Even the most seasoned salesmen don't pull in more than $60,000 in a single day, yet John doubled that on his very first day!
The manager demanded to know how he pulled it off.
"Well, it was easy," John replied. "First, I sold a man a fishing hook and
convinced him he definitely needed a spare one just in case. Then I moved some sinkers.
After that, I reminded him he'd need line, but not just any cheap stuff
—he needed high-quality line that could handle a trophy fish.
Then I pointed out that no matter how good his gear is, he won't be catching anything
with his bare hands, so he might as well grab a rod and reel. Once he had the rod,
I suggested he look into getting a boat.
After I sold him a John with a trailer, I explained that his
old car wouldn't be able to tow it, so on my advice, he decided to go
with a Grand Cherokee. That's how I made $135,552.20! "
"I still can't wrap my head around how you did it..."
the manager stammered, stunned. "...especially since the guy only came in for a fishing hook?!"
"Not quite," John said. "He actually came in for tampons for his wife,
so I just asked him why he didn't go fishing since he wasn't going to be getting any action this weekend anyway!"

Chloe Cooper10 said:Why tertiary? 🤣

@Drew Lee9, give me a break, that's overpriced. Champagne is for the peasants. 🕺

Total provocateur. 😛 😳

Chloe Cooper10 said:No matter the era, ☕

So that's it... just grab a seat next to Wiki and Hopa 😛

In that case, make it a Whisky on the rocks 😒

Chloe Cooper10 said:There's no Turkish option.😳

Well, damn. It's the only one I drink.🕺

Hi, I'll take a black coffee, no sugar please.☕

driftingmarlin44 said:Drew Lee9 is basically a walking catastrophe, like watching the Soviet Union collapse all over again...

My mistake. 😁
Give me a reason to lock this thread for you. 😵

Drew Ross2, you captured motherhood perfectly—all those frustrations
and the endless love for that little one 👍

Damn, I slipped up. My vote was supposed to go to Drew Ross2, so I cast my ballot for him first
then for Louis Hay. Apparently, we only get one shot at this
huge thanks to the person who helped me sort this out 🙏

I see it's been fixed now. Everything looks good

Here’s a poll. Cast your vote for your favorite. 🙂

driftingmarlin44

Drew Ross2

Louis Hay

Womcat

epifaner

Megan Gray4 said:I’ll ask Drew Lee9 to set up a five-day poll. It looks like we aren't getting any more sign-ups.

Fine, give me one more story and I’ll join in too.
Anyone else want in?

Megan Gray4 said:Did I miss the vote?🤔

Hang on, nothing has happened yet.
I'm waiting to see if anyone else weighs in.