Posts by driftingmarlin5

Little Houses ☕

Are you feeling better now? ☕

Just tell them you've got seven on your side and don't even give them a second thought ☕ 🤣

Larry Perez69 said:If I knew strawberries were gonna be this pricey, I would've started a farm instead of growing weed... 😂

I get it now, you're high... 😁

But honestly? Weed is still more expensive... 😬

🤣 because of the gear or just some bad luck? 😬

I saw them at Walmart yesterday for like 16 bucks, I think 🤔 But honestly, even if they were free, I wouldn't touch them looking like that 😬

City girls grab them for 20 and they're actually pretty good 😳

Why don't you grab someone to give you a hand? 😳

You haven't even touched wood 😳

How's everyone holding up with COVID? ☕

Drew Ross2 said:she is such a sleeper 😍
sleeping great through the night, just one wake-up around 2, then another near 6, and then she usually goes until 10.
but during the day? barely sleeps at all... maybe two half-hour naps and that's it 😁

Well, you can't have it both ways! You can't have long sleeps at night AND during the day 😁

You're so lucky with your little one 😍

Drew Ross2 said:can't exactly go around advertising anything fun since I'm breastfeeding and can't touch a thing 😳

🤣

😂 That's a total sharpshooter 😁

How on earth does the little one sleep for that long? Or is it just not nighttime yet? 😬

Hey, how's it going, Louise? ☕

Yeah, I’m totally on the same page here 😳 😁

Could it be a total dream come true, just living life on your own terms if you had billions sitting in your bank account? ☕

That's it, then. Are you still dealing with any other symptoms? ☕

Drew Ross2 said:Ms. Landrian smoke, I’m spending money like some drunk billionaire, though I definitely am not one... 😳

Well then maybe don't drink quite so much! 🕺 😁

Susan Kim91 said:Trust me, you have never met anyone more normal than me. 😳 Just the absolute average in every possible way. A total Gaussian curve.

I totally get it, don't even worry about it 😳 🤣

Susan Kim91 said:Exactly. I just masturbate using totally asexual objects so I don't end up being some primitive creature driven by pure instinct. This morning I was basically pleasuring myself on the subway, but I kept staring blank into space so people wouldn't think I was some creepy pervert looking at them... ☕

See, you're actually one of the few sane ones left 😳 🤣

Drew Ross2 said:I can't even go on shopping sites because I'll end up clicking "buy" on everything like it's free 😳

Last time I logged onto ellipse mom, I ended up ordering a TV, a kitchen scale, and a hand blender 😳

And what's the problem with that? 😳

Drew Ross2 said:You can grab it next time I hit up Lidl🐔

You could just find that at CVS😳

BTW, CVS has an online shop too😳

Susan Kim91 said:God forbid my libido actually works for once☕ We’re living in the 21st century and everyone is gay now☕

Being gay is so last century... we progressive folks don't even deal with that dirty, backwards, primitive nonsense anymore☕

hiddenmarlin14 said:Oh man, just go ahead! You’ve finally smelled something actually good enough to make you feel alive again... honestly, it's like everything's finally looking up... 😳 So, I was just thinking about everything that went down with the whole pandemic situation... man, what a ride... honestly, still feels kind of surreal when you look back at how much everything changed overnight! 😳

😂

Susan Kim91 said:😲 Is it okay if I masturbate while touching the cash register at the grocery store? 😲

😂

Drew Ross2 said:And I went ahead and scrubbed all the windows on Saturday. The kids smeared up the inside ones, and then the rain hit the outside... what a total waste of effort 🙂

Honestly, just grab some of those window wipes and you're good to go.

We really need to teach the kids how to clean and wipe things down ASAP ☕

Susan Kim91 said:Are you strictly ordering takeout, or do you actually hit up the grocery store? 😁

Haha, I'm just kidding! I'll just wing it whenever I have to... 😳