Posts by Carl Roberts2

People love to claim that cats are impossible to train, but I managed to teach mine how to receive SMS notifications with an LED alert back before smartphones were even a thing.

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If you don't think Oprah Winfrey and her crowd are just full of themselves, then you clearly aren't living in the same reality as the rest of us.

Grace Sanders24 said:We should probably consider banning anyone from voting who doesn't contribute their own artistic installations to the mix. It just feels a little unrefined to have people casting votes when they don't actually grasp the nuances of art themselves.☕

I actually toyed with the idea of entering, but I quickly realized I stood absolutely no chance against the sheer creativity of someone posting a photo of their golden retriever, a sleeping infant, a random daisy, or a sunset at Malibu.☕

Jesse Bailey75 said:How on earth do you actually escape the internet in this century?

If we’re talking about a computer, the solution is pretty simple—you just stand up and walk away. A smartphone is a much more complicated beast, though, because you have to actually leave it somewhere else before you can even think about walking away.

#firstworldproblems

Carl Rivera43 said:Why is the index biased against conservatives, and what’s the actual goal there?

Honestly, it’s because conservatism is lowkey just autism—it's people getting stuck on superstitions and these incredibly shallow, arbitrary differences.