Posts by Zachary Bennett

Honestly, screw them and their pathetic idea of "privacy." As if dealing with a million glitches and constant ads wasn't enough of a headache, now we have to deal with this absolute mess too.

Drew Ross2 said:Look, you can't just walk around thinking that because life absolutely kicked your teeth in when you were a kid, you're destined to stay broken forever. Seriously. Just because people messed with you back in the day doesn't mean you have to carry that baggage like a permanent heavy backpack everywhere you go. You aren't defined by whatever bullshit happened to you years ago. Period. 😳

Nah, they’re just getting warmed up. I'm the one who actually crossed the finish line.🥳

Drew Ross2 said:I honestly think about 70% of American families are just like this, unfortunately—mine included. But hey, whatever, we’ve gotta rise above it and try to raise our kids better than we were raised.

Nah, no way. I'm already too far gone to start trying to fix my kids. I'm basically a lost cause at this point, just here to take up space.🥳

Good luck to anyone out there actually dealing with descendants. You're gonna need it.👍

briskbison55 said:She’s probably gonna be pretty salty about it—you know, once she realizes you went straight for the ass instead of playing nice, and then she just stops giving you those hugs altogether. Typical.

That’s a hundred percent what I’m talking about. Honestly, I’ll just hit her up and ask once she finally rolls out of bed.☕

ironcobra13 said:My late mom was... well, she was something else. Growing up, there was zero affection. No playing, no cuddling, nothing. She had this totally wild theory that as long as you fed a kid and kept them dressed, you’d done your job. To her, all that mushy stuff—the hugging, the playtime—was just a massive waste of energy. And since she was a schoolteacher, I guess she thought she knew everything about how kids "should" be raised. Then, out of nowhere, once she hit her later years, she finally realized she messed up. Suddenly, she’s all over me with hugs and trying to make up for lost time. It was such a total "WTF" moment for me. It felt so weird and unnatural. I still remember when my grandma would try to hug or kiss me, my mom would snap at her like she was being unhygienic or something. Just totally bizarre.😵.
I was a completely different parent to my son than how my mom was to me. Honestly, I made it my mission to do every single thing she failed to do. And of course, she’d always be on my case, snapping at me like, "Go do something productive instead of just sitting around being bored with that kid."

I mean, honestly, it feels like it’s just baked into my mom's DNA at this point. She was way more hardcore about all that stuff than I am—it's like one of those generational things, you know? Just passes down from parent to kid, knee to knee, over and over again.☕

Drew Ross2 said:Man, I can't even talk about it... my old man never gave me a hug in his life, you know? Never once. So now? Yeah, I'm out here giving hugs like there's no tomorrow. Just constant. It’s how I roll. 😍

My old man treats us like nothing more than a checklist of chores or some annoying natural disasters he’s gotta deal with, rather than actual human beings. Honestly, the only one he actually gives a damn about is my youngest sister. For the rest of us? We basically don't even exist in his eyes unless he needs a favor or something goes wrong. We’re just your typical, textbook dysfunctional American family.☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Zachary Bennett 🙂

🙂

Man, I don't even know what a mother's hug actually feels like. My late grandma gave me one hug a long time ago, and honestly, that's pretty much all I've got to go on.☕

Drew Ross2 said:poor thing, here's some 🙂 and 😘

that's why we're all just totally cooked 😁

fala aha🙂

Aha, well at least this explanation actually makes sense—at least you're being honest about it☕

Drew Ross2 said:What am I supposed to do, love them? It's not like I'm their mother. 😁

Even my own mom can't stand me.🕺

So why the hell does everyone keep bringing them up if they're just stupid, boring, and ugly anyway?☕

It’s honestly wild how you ladies just can't stand any of our female singers or pop stars or whatever the hell we're calling them these days. Like, it's actually fascinating to watch. You'll spend all day tearing apart every single thing one of them posts, just constant commentary on what she did or said, and then immediately follow it up with how much you hate her. Seriously, some psychiatrist should probably take a look at that loop.☕

briskbison55 said:It’s like putting a pig in a crate with a standard latch—once that thing clicks, it’s stuck there for good. But you use a spring trap? You snap it shut and boom, it’s open again in thirty seconds flat. Total game changer.

It’s not like a pig is stupid just because it decides to bolt when there's plenty of food and everything's going great. Honestly, I don't see the problem. It’s kind of like those guys working at an octopus farm out in the Pacific—sometimes you just gotta make a break for it when things get weird.☕

Joshua Baker77 said:Still haven't managed to swing by Walmart to grab some supplies. 😢

Man, you’re gonna end up getting sick from that water—get your ass to the store right now!😳

Grabbed a Pilsner yesterday☕

Nike isn't picking up, so I'm just sipping a Budweiser at home instead.🥳

Just rolled up to my desk at work. Sipping on some Radegast right now, and I’ve even got some Coors Light and Pilsner waiting for me to take home later. Honestly, it's the absolute best feeling when people just drop off free beer at the office.☕

Chloe Cooper10 said:Wait, what does that even mean?😳

Oh, come on now, seriously...😳

Chloe Cooper10 said:I'm just not really feeling the hobby thing. ☕

Well then, you're gonna be in for a rough ride.☕

Anthony Nguyen81 said:It’s a solid bait, honestly. 😁

Man, forget the bait—you can clearly see sales would be flying right now. I mean, prices per pound are hovering around $33 lately, so just look at that for yourself. ☕

I'm gonna knock out 50 more and then I'm heading out to hunt some Hobby, there's really no other way☕

Terry Wilson5 said:Nah, no way...
It’s gonna keep going, just watch.

Look, if you've actually got some cash sitting there, why don't you just toss me a couple hundred? I promise I'll put it to much better use—specifically, a massive haul of Budweiser.☕

Terry Wilson5 said:Kimberly Rodriguez51, you’re such a jerk, man... they already know I've got it.

Man, if I had even five grand just sitting there in my pocket right now... honestly, I'd be set. Just imagine. $17 If Maren feels up to it, maybe we can get her back into the swing of things at school. I was actually thinking—if you're down, I could totally set her up with some tutoring sessions with John Doe. Just let me know!😉

Brian Howard2 said:I cut way back on it ☕ I honestly thought it would never happen, but here we are... some weird chemical thing, kind of a mild taste, and man, my head is absolutely pounding tomorrow... John Smith is to blame. One night I just told myself, enough is enough. 🙂

It went on for maybe two or three weeks, so I decided to run a little experiment... if it didn't happen again, then it was just a fluke, 🤔 but nope, it happened again...

So yeah, that's that, the beer needs a longer chill time 👍
After learning my lesson the hard way, I switched over to wine 🙂 👍

The main thing is having something to sip on to take the edge off ☕

Terry Wilson5 said:I’d love to find a wife just so she can deal with my kids... "Hey buddy, give me 100, hey give me 200, hey give me 500..."

Just yell that you don't have anything and won't give anything, just like my mom used to scream, and then everything stays quiet. ☕

Joshua Baker77 said:Man, I'm running on empty over here too—not a single beer in the fridge. 😢 Man, I gotta hit up Walmart tomorrow to restock my Budweiser supply.😁

Man, look at my life... I’m just stuck in this endless loop, constantly hitting the same walls over and over again. It’s like I’m running on a treadmill that’s stuck on high speed—lots of effort, zero progress. Just total déjà vu.☕

Man, looks like we’re in for another freezing night. Honestly, my whole day has been a total wash anyway, so I might as well just crack open a Budweiser and call it quits. $5.00 Who gives a damn?☕