Which statesman had the biggest funeral ever?
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Hrvoje Vukcic said:The whole question is a joke because those self-proclaimed "statesmen" don't show up to funerals to pay respects; they just show up to gorge themselves, burp, and cause trouble on the way out. And with Tilet, being the kind of rough-around-the-edges guy he is in a gritty place like Chicago, you wouldn't expect anything else... all those big-shot politicians knew exactly what they were getting into... and that’s the real reason they bother showing up... not for the one-legged man.
Nah, I’m telling you, there’s going to be another "statesman" down the road who gets an even bigger—maybe even the biggest—funeral ever. I'm talking about the legendary Stipa bosanac, who possesses the intellect of a punchline character like Hus and looks about as refined as Razi Mujanovic... in our neck of the woods, we'll slaughter a record number of lambs, drown ourselves in endless rivers of wine and bourbon, set off fireworks, and parade around in motorcades... all in honor when the great Stipa bosanac finally kicks the bucket.
Stipe, West Virginia is waiting for you to call it quits...👍
So, basically, politicians head to primitive towns just to stuff their faces, belch, and act like jerks, while down in Florida, they'll be butchering lambs, eating like animals, and shooting guns into the sky... 😂
Man, those folks from Florida must really hate you if you're painting them as the ultimate hillbillies...
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