Posts by granitebadger17

So, what—am I supposed to just answer my own damn thread? Does nobody around here ever play the game like this anymore? 🙂 Where the hell is the world heading...

I gotta say, life gets weird when you're bored... Like, you just type in Bill Clinton and suddenly one of the autocomplete options is "Bill Clinton is gay"🤣

Or you type "Newt Gingrich owl" and "Newt Gingrich mason"😂

How does this even work?

So you go on Google, type a word into the search bar, and it just spits out a few suggestions—hoping maybe one of them hits the mark...
But how does Google actually pull that off? Is it just showing what everyone else is obsessively searching for, or what?...

Like, if I type in some random vulgarity, it starts suggesting things like "my [redacted] my [redacted] just stay straight," "[redacted] plaza," "[redacted] woes," "[redacted] real or fake," and so on. Now what am I supposed to do with that?

Or I type in Jadranka Kosor, and it suggests stuff like: "Jadranka Kosor maiden name," "Jadranka Kosor shepherds," "Jadranka Kosor sheep"...🤷

Morgan Allen71 said:Nah, honestly... almost every "hot" girl is a total headache. I mean, who wouldn't want someone easy on the eyes but totally dim-witted? At least it’s easier to deal with when things get... complicated... especially if you don't even have to foot the bill for drinks or dinner
if you all want to play dumb, just start hooking up under the table the second you sit down at the restaurant
then argue over who gets to go home with whom
and then, just to be petty, drag them back to the bedroom—once you finally settle on a partner, obviously

that'll show 'em

And that’s the whole point... nice work, man. Our new motto: hot is fine, but stupid is a dealbreaker... now tell me about the outfits...

redsailor15 said:what even is this?🙄😂🤣

Man, I totally lost my damn mind here...

I meant to say a 15-minute

Mark Martinez4 said:Knock back half a bottle of moonshine and walk that thin white line ☕

Man, I'm torn between beer and whiskey😕—trying to figure out which one hits more like "backwoods fuel" (if you know what I mean)—but honestly? It’s gotta be grain alcohol... yeah...

granitegull99 said:What does that even have to do with the local school board? 🤔

Oh, it’s connected—indirectly. I mean, would anyone—literally anyone—be attracted to a girl like that if she was just some farm kid from out in the sticks?

Ethan Jackson6 said:You said enough... just keep being dim and mindless... act like a doll in a shop window... that's exactly what guys like you are looking for... put on some fancy dress... slap on some red lipstick and paint your nails... then just shut up and nod along like a zombie...
The only thing that actually matters in this life is being exactly who you are... primitive and twisted...

Just imagine the sheer hypocrisy when someone tries to tell you...🙂Look at you, acting like a total moron... whatever. Honestly, let’s just move past me—it's not worth the breath. I guess some people just live for that whole submissive thing, and frankly, that's why certain women stay stuck in that mindset...

Jack Price34 said:Just yawn—don't bother covering your mouth. Constantly hum Bayer under your breath while stroking your chin, jump into every conversation, be loud, use profanity. Spread your legs, aggressively adjust your cleavage... what else you got? 🤣

That’s the standard... bravo. Let's get real here. Or maybe we can add even more if you're feeling ambitious (or if you think you should...)

Sandra James88 said:with an attitude like that, you really shouldn't be worrying about anything...🙄

then throw out a real suggestion...stop just calling us primitive...we already know that...😉

Mark Martinez4 said:The whole premise is pretty basic. You aren't even scared ☕

Look, I get it, but if I’m being "basic" and "dumb," then I’m definitely not being creative... someone just toss me some ideas here...

Alright, I need some help here. For real. My friend and I are planning a little sabotage. We’ve got this colleague—total yuppie, a "high-class wannabe" idiot who spends his lunch breaks acting all precious over a salad or hitting up a luxury spa for a quick 15-minute zen session. He actually thinks he's intellectually superior, some kind of visionary artist... basically thinks he's the reincarnation of Sartre. So, get this: he says he wants to introduce us to his crew. Apparently, they're all these super smart, hot guys who can't stand anything "low-class." Well, since this guy drives us absolutely insane, we want to totally discredit him. If we act crude enough, his "brilliant and handsome" friends will realize he's actually hanging out with total bottom-feeders.
So, what's the move? How do we lean into being absolute savages? How should we talk? What topics should we bring up? What's the outfit? Where should we hang out to make sure we look the part?
(P.S: Don't let the girls from the Midwest take offense at the title)