Susan Clark10 said:Oh, this one’s a classic:
"Ladies, looking for a location for erotic shoots—mask and wig provided—absolute discretion guaranteed." 😬
🤣 🤣
Susan Clark10 said:Brutal. Honestly, you should have just kept your mouth shut.🙂
What?😕 I didn't kill them myself!😲 They were already there!! By the time I showed up, they'd already been processed—chopped up and dumped into test tubes filled with alcohol. Well, except for one. That one was still frozen solid, so they handed me a knife, pointed me toward the sink, and told me to cut off whatever pieces I needed.😬 Once they saw how naturally I was handling it, they actually asked if I could whip up a few slices for them too.😈
Anyway, this was all happening at the local vet clinic, not my college lab. And let me tell you, the craziest scene ever: I walk into the anatomy lab—this room totally covered in white tiles—and there’s a dead horse lying on its back on the floor with half its hide ripped off. Everyone is decked out in white scrubs, masks, and caps, holding bloody poultry and knives. One person is aiming a high-intensity lamp at the horse, while an assistant is standing on a metal autopsy table snapping photos.😲 😬 I had to step outside because the formaldehyde fumes were making my eyes sting like crazy.