The Armada
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Kenneth Campbell64 said:Man, you’re totally living in the past—just remember, you can't pay the bills with old glory, right? Come on, tell me who actually ran into us at Walmart or over at Monte Carlo where you guys ended up catching hands in both fights. Don't try to pull that "they were just kids" routine because everyone knows exactly who was there. It's better to just be honest and own up to things than to make up stories about being kids when the oldest guy was clearly 24 (since we all know everyone's actual birthday out of those 35 people), or spinning tales about how you were holding their own against the demons 🙏, which is even worse since we actually lacked a few heavy hitters back then. I'm not even talking about the 90s here—I'm talking about the last 5 or 6 years where you haven't won a single scrap, starting from when you got rolled by those Microsoft guys (shoutout to the General Dynamics crew)... anyone who was actually there knows exactly what I'm talking about, and don't even get me started on Monte Carlo, since you guys didn't even show up to our last two friendly matches!
😕I was right there in the front row at Monte Carlo—and yeah, naturally, I ended up in the hospital with my jaw snapped in two pieces... why??? Well, because our "demons" decided to start swinging sticks, rocks, and who knows what else... the only reason we made it out okay was because of those five torches we grabbed to celebrate Cleveland beating out the other guys.... that's the truth and nobody's twisting my story... I've walked with some real troublemakers all over the US, but we never ran into a bigger mess than that day in the other city... honestly, I wonder how we would've fared if they hadn't had those sticks... hehehe...