Posts by Emily Thomas3

ae.

I know another person who eats everything so incredibly meticulously. Even though they end up finishing it all anyway 😍 ah 😍

Give me a break. That wasn't even supposed to be funny. These "volcanoes" are colder than a frozen margarita, and I wouldn't touch them with a ten-foot pole (and by that, I mean women who act like ice queens—if you need me to explain the metaphor). My story pretty much proves it.
You're better at playing soccer than you are at reading. And don't even get me started on how you count cards. 😛

@Samuel Murphy6/">@@Samuel Murphy6, people used to listen to Erasure on CD.

Exactly.

lonebison37 said:The absolute GOAT of this music subforum:
1. Adam Moore

😕 😢

Why was he banned? Was it because he went overboard with the emojis?

Here’s my little list of things that low-key terrified me today:

1. There isn't a single evil bat on the True Black Metal hat!!!!! If they don't fix this, the whole world might just collapse on us!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Michael Newman50: man, these guys (band name) are freaking incredible. I get literal chills every time I listen to them. Let’s hit up their show in Chicago next month—it's gonna be an absolute blast!

vulkanka (while playing chess): pleasure is just a fleeting sensation, so it's irrelevant. Reaching a state of total numbness is the ultimate goal for any follower of our way.

Michael Newman50 (looking dejected): So you don't want to go to the concert... wow... (after a few minutes, starts getting affectionate) You know what we haven't done in a while? mmmm, you have such cute ears (whispering into her ear).

vulkanka: stop it. sexual intercourse exists solely for procreation, not for seeking gratification.

Michael Newman50 leaves, frustrated, relieves himself by rubbing the cover of the Strokes' *Is This It*, then comes back with an axe and takes out vulkanka. the end 😬

btw what would even define a human gremlin? someone who looks like a wreck, hits every party in town, never showers, and lives on midnight snacks?😬sounds more like a punk rocker when you put it that way...

Carol Jackson45 said:My top 3 creatures you definitely shouldn't date:
1. vampires
2. gremlins
3. Peterpanovs

hmm...

my top 3 Star Trek species you probably want to avoid dating:

1. Klingons
2. Vulcans
3. Ferengi

Oil and feathers.

Wait, what? You’re actually a fan of Dorina? Really?

Honestly, our chocolate selection is pretty tragic... I mean, Mikado is decent, and those Dorina Supermilk bars with cookies are killer, but everything else is just straight garbage. And why on earth can't I find any good American peanut butter in every single grocery store??!?!?!?!
but man, our cookies are top-tier, totally agree!

granitecrane said:You don't need to keep apologizing for talking to me (the idiot). If you can't stand on your own feet without someone else telling you how to deal with certain users on here, just ignore me instead. If you think playing it safe like that is going to make you more popular on this crappy forum because you lack a backbone, then honestly, just ignore me.

Whoa, I didn't mean it like that at all. But hey, if that hit your ego that hard, I'll back off. I'll just ignore you from now on.
btw Mozart is responsible for way more trash than Kraftwerk, and Kraftwerk is three times more genius than any Mozart band. Besides, the best thing about Mozart is those marble spheres.🙂

Hey, let's be real—those guys basically live off the German scene. If they weren't around, they wouldn't even have enough bread to get by, let alone be playing music. As for the Kraftwerk thing, I’m not even going there. Mozart was a genius in his era, just like Kraftwerk were geniuses in theirs.

Why am I even doing this... ugh!

Pinkerton and the blue album are absolute classics!

Daniel Bailey7 said:Wait, so you actually want us to start blaming you? 😬

Look, the world is a mess. It doesn't matter if the majority screwed things up. It doesn't matter if the majority is wrong, or if I'm right. It doesn't matter if the Trail of Stars is the law and some other train isn't. 😛

Trail of Stars is the goat, honestly. Everything else just doesn't hit the same. granitecrane is basically a legend, anyway.

uberkjut 😍

Zachary Rodriguez32 said:Why are you quoting me? 😕

Since steeleagle9 claimed Limp Bizkit counts as metal, you argued that heavy metal actually needs guitar solos. Then I pointed out that not all metal is heavy metal.
I guess I'll add that too—thank God. Or maybe the devil, depending on how you look at it. 😬