Posts by Christian Williams61

redheron12 said:

Cute. She looks just like you. 😍I don't know, I just feel like her eyes aren't wandering ☕

Who's frustrated here? I'm just replying to Maria Nelson2—that's really none of your business, darling. 🙂

Maria Nelson2 said:He gets these little flashbacks whenever he sees Alonso and just completely loses it 🤣🤣

No worries. Whenever you finally decide to put a bullet in Alonso's head, just let me know—I’ll join you and gouge Hemić's eyes out, and then those two won't have to deal with any more trouble. 😍 🙂

Hamilton isn't sure about the SC:

Hamilton also mentioned he was unsure about that whole controversial situation involving the Safety Car that ended up getting him penalized.

"I really don't know. I was approaching Turn One and I saw the Safety Car. I saw it right next to me, thought I had already overtaken it, so I just kept driving."

what the hell? drive the SC to Turn One and this guy doesn't even notice 🤦 FAIL ☕

Lewis 🤦 probably needs to start wearing sunglasses under his helmet since everything is blindingly bright in front of him anyway 🙂
So there's your champion for you. He can't even find a way to justify that total mess ☕

Frank Collins85 said:Did Grandpa manage to set some kind of fastest lap toward the end there? The race car is clearly struggling compared to Red Bull, McLaren, and even Ferrari. So, as those three bright sparks pointed out, was he basically just running a little test session while he had an empty track in front of him?

If your eyes are hurting, trust me, you haven't seen anything yet. You really haven't. 😍

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I honestly think it was totally fair that Hamilton pulled ahead of the SC and the Medical car. He just wanted to race them so they’d get to Webber faster. Honestly, this is exactly why everything got stalled for Alonso. What an idiot ☕

Frank Collins85 said:And honestly, what is it with you? You've been picking fights with everyone for three days straight now. Is everything okay at home? Are you feeling alright?😢

Look, man, since you’re actually asking... yeah—my eyes honestly start stinging every time I see one of your posts pop up. 😢 So, since you were asking about it... 🤷 🙂

Wait, so you're telling me it's weird that I'm getting into arguments now—especially since up until this point, I was basically the type of person who never even picked a fight with anyone?😕 I’ve never exactly been known for being one of those people who keeps things simple—not by a long shot. 🙂

cosmicridge5 said:Of course he isn't lying; it's not like he's carrying Lewis Hamilton on his back.😍

🤣🤣
as if it wouldn't be even better if he actually lied, especially considering what an absolute crybaby, idiot, loser, and total loose cannon he is😂

Frank Collins85 said:Is 🤷

🤣

just go back to your little masochistic hole in the ground.
👋

cosmicridge5 said:A bullet to the head, for crying out loud 🤣 🤦

And then people like that go around complaining about Alonso 🙄

😂
Honestly, you can only laugh at "geniuses" like these 😍

Alonso would be laughing right along with them—mostly because he’s basically walking around with a bazooka 🤣 🙄
this whole thing is worse than a witch hunt 🥳

Frank Collins85 said:He really isn't.

I don't think you even know what sarcasm means—seriously, it's like a foreign language to you ☕

Frank Collins85 said:With this post, I am officially announcing that, following the driver changes at Scuderia Ferrari, I am no longer a supporter of their team. Why? Well, after having a career-defining opportunity to clinch the championship in 2008, Felipe Massa has completely lost his edge—especially after last year's accident. Honestly, he’s performing even worse than when he was just running errands for Grandpa. But that isn't the primary reason... the main issue is this overly sensitive, flamboyant, Spanish nonsense currently being displayed... what kind of behavior is this? 🤦

Situation I:

At the Monaco Grand Prix in 2010, during the final lap, the safety car comes out just 300 meters before the finish line. The officials make a mess of things and start waving green flags. Grandpa, despite being clinically dead and held together by Gerovital, Centrovita, and Viagra, sees that green light and manages to use his very last living brain cell to command his feet to floor the accelerator. He does this because this weeping, flamboyant Latin lover is riding his bumper through the corners, struggling because his tires are shot, and eventually overtakes him. Then, Scuderia Ferrari and Alonso dig through the rulebook to claim there's no overtaking on the final lap, resulting in a penalty for Grandpa. Even if it technically follows the letter of the law, it certainly doesn't follow the spirit of sportsmanship. 🙂

Situation II:

The European Grand Prix 2010. Even though that German driving the safety car has one of the easiest, highest-paying jobs in the world, perhaps he suffered a minor stroke during Mark Webber's accident? I mean, what was that move immediately after the leader passed? Lewis Hamilton actually overtook him quite normally, just as Alonso and everyone else should have been able to do... but no, this little eunuch panicked and slowed down, causing everyone behind him to act like fools. Alonso is actually responsible for his own mess here, yet people are busy complaining about Hemić? And what about Fetl? The officials penalize Hamilton. The whole ordeal lacks both legal integrity and sporting spirit. 🤮

And is THAT really why they dumped Kimi from the lineup? 🤦

God bless you. Finally. 🙏

cosmicridge5 said:Alonso:

Then the safety car came out, which wasn't ideal for our side of things, but Hamilton actually overtook the safety car, which was something I'd honestly never witnessed before—overtaking the medical car right under yellow flags.

😲I can totally see why Alonso lost his mind😲

Instead of a drive-through penalty, they probably should have just given 😲 Hamilton another round of whatever madness he was pulling😲

Hamilton 🙄

And honestly, if he doesn't snap 🥳 I mean, can you blame us for wanting to hand him a bullet to the head? 🥳

stormybadger8 said:So what now? Look, I’m telling you, it isn't Alonso's fault. It's not even the drivers' fault. The FIA is responsible for this entire situation, and there's really no debate about that.☕

So, you're telling me Lewis Hamilton had no clue what he was doing? Give me a break. That's just ridiculous.🤣

He accidentally hit the Safety Car on track and then drove like a total maniac toward the pits. Like, you seriously think he didn't know what he was doing?😂

What’s the logic behind overtaking the Safety Car? Honestly, that excuse—"I didn't realize it was the Safety Car, I thought it was just Nicole driving my Mercedes so I sped up to give her a push"—is absolute gold. 😬🤣

Hahaha 😂🤣😂
I'm not even gonna try to quote your massive wall of text here, but seriously, bravo 👍

And Alonso 😍 🙏 is just straight-up hilarious 🤣

cosmicridge5 said:Just give it to me instead. 😲 😲 😁

As soon as we meet up 😁 😉 🤣 though I honestly think an absolute pushover like Alonso would rather have a guy walking arm-in-arm with him anyway 😉

cosmicridge5 said:I’d actually love to see him try saying that to our faces 😍

It would probably go like this: "Hey girls, can I get your numbers? I’m a huge fan of Alonso too, I totally adore him." 😍 Did you guys see how that jerk Lewis absolutely robbed him at the Miami Grand Prix? 😲

😉 😁😁

Well, I’d give him my number. 🥳Specifically Fernando's, since she clearly loves him so much. 😍
Everyone acts tough when they aren't seeing the full picture. 😉 😍

cosmicridge5 said:Who even cares 🙏

Nano, Nando 🎉 🎉 🎉 😁

😍

just so you know—we're basically a joke of a fanbase 😉 🙂 feeling proud of that? 🥳

cosmicridge5 said:It's 2-0 for Germany 🤣 🤣

The English are in complete shambles 😬

🙂 honestly, I'm just stoked the Germans are ahead... they're gonna absolutely wreck those stinky Americans 👋

EDIT: there's gonna be a ton of goals 🙏 hahaha! the assistant ref won't even call it 😂 😂

cosmicridge5 said:It’s pretty much impossible to summarize that without having seen his face and heard his tone😁

I find it hilarious how he just completely ignores brute force, acting like none of it matters on the track🙏 😁

Unlike that total fake, Hamilton🙏

Basically, he said the result was unrealistic and unfair—claiming they were only a second behind Lewis, but then suggested they played by the rules while Lewis didn't. He pointed out they finished ninth while Lewis took second, and that there wasn't much else to say about it.😉 But honestly, the way he said it, and the specific tone he used when talking about Lewis🤣 someone really needs to dig up a clip of that somewhere.🤣

Ohhhhhhh my god 😳 how did I miss that? 😍 I can totally picture him though 😬
🙏 Pato, how do you not get it? When someone has zero filter and just says whatever is on their mind, they're just being a complete coward 😉

Rebecca Fox4 said:Decent?!? Do you even realize where Kobayashi started?
Compare his starting position to where your little protégé began, then look at where they actually crossed the finish line, and then maybe come back to me...

Look, this is called a forum—in case you weren't aware. And believe it or nothing, BUT NOT EVERYONE IS GOING TO AGREE WITH YOU 🙏 get a grip 😲

Why do you even care what I think about how he drove the race? Is my opinion really that important to you? It's not, right? Then don't read it 🙏

cosmicridge5 said:Auu, did you see how Alonso just absolutely shredded Lewis 😲 😬

Wow 😳 Turn on 😳

😁 😁 😁

give me the short version 😁 🍿