Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)
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Forget all those modern, overproduced tracks; nothing beats the classics.
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Rachel Cooper3 said:Using soccer terms: is Cradle of Filth basically PSG, while Dimmu Borgir is more like Man City? ☕
Walter Grant5 said:Probably the one you weren't looking for.😁
Yeah, I mean seriousness in terms of being twisted. Like, take Burzum—guy killed his bandmate before going solo and torched some churches. Spent a ton of time behind bars. Or the frontman from Dissection, who got busted for a murder involving a satanic cult partner before ending things with a ritual suicide. Then there’s the guy from Deicide (disturbing stuff, 🙏 really), rocking an upside-down cross branded on his forehead. 🤣
Just to be clear, I’m not out here cheering for any of that shit, but calling these guys posers is a stretch. They aren't like Cradle of Filth or Dimmu Borgir.
Clarification number two: I'm definitely not saying every black or death metal fan is a killer or some kind of lunatic like the examples I gave.
And clarification number three: Don't try to psychoanalyze me based on what I listen to. Extreme metal isn't my main thing, but I can't deny the sheer musical skill some of these guys have. At the end of the day, a good horror movie is one that actually scares you, and a good comedy is one that actually makes you laugh.
Plus, there are plenty of killer bands where the musicians aren't total psychos. It's just that raw, primal energy and that dark, ominous vibe in the tracks. And no, I'm not just talking about technicality or crazy blast beats.
That doesn't mean this music escapes the "seriousness" question, since people will always look at them and think, "What are these guys in face paint even doing?"
Walter Grant5 said:What ruggedjackal46 posted isn't even close to being "hardcore." Dimmu Borgir is basically the Scandinavian version of Cradle of Filth. Just a bunch of posers playing dress-up.
Out of all the heavy hitters, I only respect Immortal. They aren't wearing face paint to look pretty, and they don't overdo the brutal stuff just for the sake of it. It’s more like they're leaning into the vibe without trying too hard.
Matthew Young35 said:In my view, the only person who actually provided a critique of Paul Sanders5 that was logically sound, properly justified, and genuinely well-founded was Mousa Dembele.
ruggedjackal46 said:So, let me get this straight. Walter Grant5 hangs out with restlesssurfer97 for one last dinner before the big rivalry game, gives him a friendly kiss on the cheek, and then turns him over to the forum mods later that same night? Unbelievable. Honestly, I just hope Andrew Hayes2 at least wired Walter Grant5 a silver medal for his services ☕
Patrick Martin said:Look, I’ll just say it—I can get my point across in two sentences while Walter Grant5 is still busy typing out his massive, never-ending manifestos.
Robert Torres said:Look, Jill isn't always a total riot, unless you count watching people lose their minds over what she says. Honestly, I don't even care. She’s a character, and we need more people like her...
Why be stricter? Stricter for who? There's really only one active thread on this whole site, Pušimera.
Hardly anyone even bothers posting anymore now that they've "cleaned things up."
brightpilot6 said:It’s a tough uphill battle for VB16, considering they've been getting absolutely dismantled by the ZTC Trading trio for years now.
ZTC Trading 🙏
And on the flip side? You've got Ajuto, Narko, Ono, Overture, and Sid. They haven't settled on an acronym just yet—does anyone have any bright ideas?
Amanda Evans2 said:Lokas really ought to consider seeing a dentist
Ashley Bailey6 said:I'm a big fan of mystery and sci-fi, but I gave up on The Expanse pretty quickly. At first glance, the characters felt flat and the plot seemed totally random.
Maybe I should give it another shot, but I'm just not feeling it. If a show doesn't grab me immediately, I never go back for seconds.
Paul Martinez73 said:What’s actually worth bingeing on Netflix that hasn't been hyped to death? I’ve checked out maybe 30 decent shows, but everything seems to be screaming for attention from the thumbnails...
After that, I start wondering if there’s even any point in keeping up the monthly membership.
And please, spare me the usual suggestions like
Sex Education, 13 Reasons Why, or other nonsense like that.