Posts by Edward Hall73

Man, you're being such a drag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBszPU6qBKA

Hey there, buddy...

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That tablecloth in the shop is actually pretty sweet... Perfect for when you're all wiped out after flipping burgers on the grill at a backyard BBQ...

In this sea of grayness within our fan scene, I decided to take my buddy from Norway to check out the "big city derby." As an experienced supporter, an Expert, and a total legend, I can tell you for sure: the Red Army showed everyone once again who really runs this town. If it weren't for those epic songs, the unique decor, and all the flares going off (hey, the boys gotta let loose when they can't be at their own place), nobody would even know a derby was happening. But since all good things must end, I gotta say—the Torcida still hasn't figured out how to pick a decent fence design.

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The banners were just tossed up carelessly; some were literally falling apart with holes in them (honestly, they’re so old and beat up they belong in a museum, not on a fence). It was your typical local vibe—a wild mix of tacky stuff and edgy caricatures. The absolute peak of bad taste? Those Riviera and Savannah banners. That specific pattern always makes me think of cheap swimsuits you'd find at a boardwalk stall (like .

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I've said enough about the fence, so let's talk visuals. There was a sea of flags in the signature colors making for a cool backdrop, but man, the flags my buddy and I were waving smelled straight-up funky. Huge minus there—anyone who actually cares about themselves would give their flagpoles a deep scrub. If you guys keep being this unhygienic with your gear, that "Stronger Than Ebola" rag is gonna become nothing more than an urban legend. As for the flagpoles with the caricatures: the one with the grandpa in the Savannah cap and his signature mustache looks like a sign for some roadside diner serving the best lamb in the state. And that Frank Sinatra flag with the big white teeth sends such a loud message too. Both flags feel totally Southern—like they're saying, "We don't care if we're rednecks; we've got lamb, jugs of wine, and we're doing it just to spite you guys."

Besides the game, you guys dropped some new merch that I absolutely have to weigh in on.

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I know you guys tried to make some casual shorts, but it looks like the designers and distributors are working against you. These are basically standard warehouse work pants—the kind you'd wear to load and unload pallets of soap and shampoo at a $6.75/hour job in some smoky, remote warehouse. Big fail!

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Personally, this is one of the ugliest scarves I've seen. The "Most Loyal" side looks totally lame—it almost looks like something meant for the most hardcore Star Trek fans because the background pattern feels like a trip through space. The other side has that typical modern talk (Liberta per gli Ultras, free Morgan and Susan!), a real Ultras pattern. Basically, this scarf is something only some poser kids would buy, definitely not the "most loyal" among you.

Respectfully, your fan Expert, Flip!

Everyone’s been blowing up my phone about this new Black Knights collection, so I had to jump in and give my two cents. Let’s break it down:
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First off, when I saw the description for this "retro tracksuit," I honestly thought it was some plastic toddler thing for potty training—you know, since I usually call those little outfits "tutus." But man, I was pleasantly surprised! The colors are spot on, giving off those 70s vibes from back on Peckham Street, and that Black Knights logo sits perfectly on the white stripe. It’s nothing crazy, just simple and clean. It’s basically your classic "neighborhood staple"—perfect for hanging out, swatting flies, and telling tall tales outside the local pub, but also sharp enough to wear if you're hitting the boardwalk to grab a loaf of bread for your old man or grabbing a coffee and a pastry.

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The jacket totally caught me off guard—it's got a killer retro look until you actually look at what's being worn underneath it. Are we serious right now? This is a straight-up fashion felony! Those pants paired with that slim fit are a crime against humanity. I’m genuinely depressed looking at this. Even Hoolnjegin Ravegenjin, the absolute legend of fan fashion over at CSKA Moscow (and a close buddy of mine), took one look at this combo, fell into a deep depression, and had to cancel his weekend plans just to stay in bed and cry.

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This bar scarf is a massive fail because those aren't even the team colors (red and black)! It looks like the designers sent the order to some tiny corner shop run by someone looking for revenge—probably after that Željo-Hajduk matchup in Boston—and they just swapped the colors to pass off some Pittsburgh Steelers gear with a Black Knights logo slapped on it. 😲.

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When I first saw this item, I thought it was meant for kids aged 3 to 5, but then I realized it’s actually official Black Knights gear. Congrats, guys! You actually managed to outdo our rivals from up north and make an even bigger piece of junk than that famous "mommy's little helper" hat. I just really hope the guys in the stands wearing those pom-pom hats didn't end up looking like this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWjGBkpsprg

Stay legendary, your resident fan guru!

Zachary Sullivan2 said:Checking out today's pics, man, the fashion sense is just... wow. Even Fashion Maven would be totally lost in this crowd.😁

A sports pundit?

The only ones actually dressing with any style are the old guard—you know, those guys sticking to that classic East Coast tough-guy look with heavy denim that looks bulletproof. The younger crew? They completely missed the mark on the whole casual vibe. It’s honestly kind of a bummer seeing them try so hard to keep up with those rivals from up North who are miles ahead when it comes to actual style. With all these neon jeans and designer logos, they don't look casual at all, let alone cool. They look more like some random Facebook trolls who just stumbled out of a theater after a marathon screening of "dinosaur world" and decided to wander by the stadium. There's a ton of work left to do if they want to find their own look, though it’s pretty embarrassing that a club founded back in 1950 still hasn't nailed down a signature style.

Respectfully, your favorite sports pundit, Edward Hall73!

Robert Cooper60 said:Man, you guys even got those North Stand losers acting like they own the place🤣
just looking at the photos down there tells me everything I need to know.
It’s been way too long since we had an actual quality post like this on here.🤣
Absolute legends from Jersey.🤣

I don't know these folks personally, but I can tell your comparison is pretty harsh. Look, I'm just a die-hard fan—a total free agent and a real stadium guru. If I want to hype things up or tear them down on a public forum, that's my right. You're either born with that swagger or you aren't; being a true fan expert isn't for everyone. Cheers to all my fellow fans in the stands!

Harold Barnes85 said:The Crew is getting wilder, but Section 0 was just meh, nothing special.

The Crew? Typical Southern festival of Ultra chaos. I was showing a buddy from Sweden around and he was totally blown away by all the smoke—it looked killer against the Miami skyline. As for the choreo, man, total flop. That little sign underneath looks super amateurish too; honestly, it’s about as impressive as a Sega game from Louisville. There were moments where the energy was high, but most of the match felt pretty gloomy and aimless. The railing is slightly better than the stuff they have in Des Moines, but there’s still a ton of work needed before it's top-tier. Dinner at the pub after that crazy burger massacre? Great vibes, food was decent, but huge bummer there weren't any vegetarian options since my Swedish pal is veggie and even I missed out on a real meal.

Respectfully, your local fan guru flipač! Next time your city, your tribune!

vividotter40 said:Check out how they missed the spot on the fence 🙏🙏

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Adobe Photoshop and they did a terrible job at it ☕

The choreographer definitely knows her stuff, but man, that fence is just a total eyesore, like what that guy above mentioned. Zero creativity, no real color play, no clean lines—it’s just messy. Honestly, even the banners look pretty beat up and dusty. It feels like everyone's still stuck thinking about that huge wedding from last year, so the fencing looks cheap and lazy. You'd expect way more from a company that's been around since 1950...

Respectfully, your local fan guru!

UPDATE...

Yo, does anyone know who our indoor soccer club is actually playing against this season? And what league are we even in? When's the kickoff for the season...

Mark Howard7 said:Anyone planning an organized trip to Prague?

Nah, you won't be going anywhere because you'll just be stuck at home alone anyway...