Posts by Ethan Jackson6

hollowsailor48 said:Saw this girl, she was stacked,
Told her these other guys ain't nothing to you,
I'm the real deal—trust me, I play for keeps,
Haven't trimmed my nails in ages, ready to leave some marks.
First time went down while we were picking peaches out in the country,
Second time in a field, third time in a barn,
I slide in and she's burning up,
That's just how it goes with a country girl.

Or what?

Was at this party, my best man was mixing drinks
Started hitting on girls, but they weren't feeling it
Once they heard I was dropping an album
Two or three were all over me—not gonna lie, I was feeling it.
One wanted it from the back, another from the front
My stones were aching, so I grabbed some ice
I go in and she's so young and wild
That's just how it is when a city girl lets go.

😂

pure gold..👍

granitebadger17 said:And that’s exactly the point... nice job, man... basically our motto: hot, but brainless as hell... just let me tell you about the outfits though...

Dress like a gold digger.......and for those girls, designer logos are everything—front and center... tons of jewelry... way too much makeup

granitebadger17 said:Okay, I seriously need some help here. My partner and I are planning a little sabotage. We have this coworker who is the ultimate "wannabe high-society" douchebag—he spends his lunch breaks acting all precious over a salad or ducking off to a luxury spa for a quick 15-minute zen session, thinking he’s some intellectual mastermind or an artistic visionary—basically convinced he’s the reincarnation of Jean-Paul Sartre. Anyway, he keeps talking about introducing us to his "inner circle," claiming they're all brilliant, attractive guys who can't stand anything unrefined. Since this guy drives us absolutely insane, we want to totally discredit him. If his "sophisticated" friends see him hanging out with a bunch of total low-class losers, he'll be mortified.
So, what do you suggest? How do we act as unrefined as possible? How should we talk? What topics should we bring up? What's the outfit? Where should we hang out?
(P.S.: Please don't let any girls from small towns take the title personally)

You already said it yourself... just keep being dim-witted and mindless... act like a total Barbie doll in a shop window... that's exactly what those snobs crave... throw on some rural folk gear... slap on bright red lipstick and paint your nails... and just sit there silent, nodding your head like a bobblehead like a complete airhead...
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO JUST BE WHO YOU ARE... primitive and twisted.