Die-hard Ultras / Hardcore Supporters
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Look, I’m not saying we should go storm the headquarters of the US Soccer Federation on derby day, for crying out loud, but I am itching for this matchup against Washington, D.C. This is the third straight game without fans in the stands, and honestly? It’s driving me crazy. I can't just sit at home feeling this restless.
I’m also sitting here hoping the big boss ends up behind bars like those corrupt mayors or governors we see in the news, though there’s always that slim chance he pulls a stunt and dies before he ever sees a courtroom—like those old radical politicians who go out without facing justice.
And let's be real: losing the guy in charge doesn't mean the team's performance will tank. Ever since the US became its own powerhouse, this club has been an absolute money-making machine. It was one owner, then it was this guy, and eventually, it'll be someone else entirely. That's not even the point here.
I’m also sitting here hoping the big boss ends up behind bars like those corrupt mayors or governors we see in the news, though there’s always that slim chance he pulls a stunt and dies before he ever sees a courtroom—like those old radical politicians who go out without facing justice.
And let's be real: losing the guy in charge doesn't mean the team's performance will tank. Ever since the US became its own powerhouse, this club has been an absolute money-making machine. It was one owner, then it was this guy, and eventually, it'll be someone else entirely. That's not even the point here.