Posts by Megan Jones3

Nathan Jones98 said:I had a killer comeback ready, but honestly, I'd rather just die—so please, swifttiger75, just bury Nathan Jones98 for me.

you’re such a coward 😍

maybe if you ask nicely, the local authorities can arrange for some bandits to snatch you up—then you won't have to worry about anything anymore, haha 😁😁

You clearly missed the point entirely. Honestly, maybe you need a translator, or perhaps you just need to start following a different set of instructions altogether.

It’s not about the cardboard. My issue is that you completely misinterpreted George's thread and, like some kind of mindless bot, merged it into a topic that has absolutely nothing to do with it. In fact, they're practically polar opposites.

So, she basically completely misread George's post—not mine, obviously, but George's—and then went ahead and nuked his comment in a thread specifically dedicated to hating on Christmas, even though George actually loves Christmas and is basically counting down the days until it arrives.

I honestly feel like the bare minimum requirement for becoming a moderator should be basic literacy and actually being able to comprehend the text you're supposed to be overseeing, because this moderator clearly hasn't quite grasped the concept yet.

Dear Megan Jones3,

You have received an infraction at Reddit.

Reason: Violation of the site guidelines - commenting on moderation decisions.
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This infraction is worth 30 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Pringles
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Michelle Evans says: View post
This thread is in the process of being merged with other threads of a similar topic. Every year, someone starts a thread just like this one. We don't need multiple discussions about the negative feelings that crop up during the holiday season; one is enough.

Please be patient and refrain from commenting on moderator decisions within the thread itself. For those matters, please use the designated feedback channel or send the moderators a private message.

Megan Jones3 says: Hold on, but George's feelings regarding Christmas are actually positive. You just didn't understand what he was saying.
All the best,
Reddit

Oh, and one more thing—what does "commenting on moderation" even mean here?

stormybadger8 said:What kind of question is that?🤣
Do you honestly think anyone else but a total legend would be chosen for the TBF Hall?

Look, TBF only recognizes the absolute best of the best. Period.😍

When it comes to being a godmother, Sebastian Vettel is basically the gold standard over at TBF Hall.

stormybadger8 said:Nathan Jones98 is a total traitor to our cause. Honestly, he was the first one to land a massive slap right in Memphis's face...

And there you go. Memphis has his guy.🙄

coastaldrifter6, just take out that traitor Nathan Jones98 and I promise I won't lecture you about Sebastian Vettel—well, at least not for longer than an hour.😬
Just do it right now. Don't sit around waiting... fortune favors the bold.😉

Besides, if we find ourselves in the same boat, the second things kick off, we’re hunting down Memphis, Pilatus, and Fernando Alonso. Or better yet, we can just mess around by tossing the latest issues of Autosport at Max Verstappen's feet and watching him dance.🤣

P. S. If you mess with Pat, you're dead meat. 😳

If Nathan Jones98 actually had any real grit, he’d be acting like some old-school gunslinger out in the Wild West, shooting coastaldrifter6 right in the back and then somehow spinning the whole mess to make it look like it was all his fault. He’d probably stand there with a straight face, claiming he cooked the whole thing up just to frame him, or insisting that coastaldrifter6 was actually the one who set fire to Memphis—it doesn't really matter if the story holds water or makes an ounce of sense, honestly. In a world like that, it's all about how convincingly you can lie.

Honestly, it’s like they all have nothing better to do than just sit around playing the drums in Tumbleweed with their brains turned off.😍😍

swifttiger75 said:Pred Sepin On the ranch, almost everyone had a target in their sights. Except... 4seasona Someone tried to de-escalate the situation—failed miserably. Everyone else just sat there spinning through every possible scenario, hunting for the best target. Well... Brilliant. He was busy thinking about naked women, but he wasn't exactly armed anyway. Then it happened. Pat Suddenly she sneezed, huh? Sep He instinctively cocked the shotgun and chambered a shell. Mirko Who actually tried to ride a horse like that?
coastaldrifter6 He pulled his gun, ran the tip of his palm over it, and chambered a few rounds. Sepin Stomach. SukKin The horse jumped—so what? Jim Clark He hit the mark, but he ended up taking himself out instead. I don't know what you want from me—just leave it at that. Sent him off with a shot—straight to the eternal hunting grounds. Nathan Jones98 He really pushed it toward— I don't know what you're trying to get at with that—just leave it alone.Hitting him right in the neck. I don't know what to tell you—it just sucks. She took a shot at... 4seasonu The bullet stopped halfway through the Bible—which basically meant... Nathan Jones98 Time to take good aim and hit a young gunslinger. coastaldrifter6 It’s finished. Sep With two rounds just as he was getting himself up, only to find himself staring down... Nathan Jones98With guns drawn, the duo sat perched on their horses—balancing themselves with one hand against the restless animals while aiming at their opponent with the other.

Here we go, guys.Nathan Jones98 and coastaldrifter6So, you’ve got some breathing room—enough to hash things out here in the dust and figure out the next move. I'll stick to whatever we decide... hopefully. You have until the deadline to reach an agreement. Pat Not again. Seriously—whenever that "Apache" nonsense starts popping up out of nowhere, whether it's from someone else or coming from my side... Patina You can take your shots, but not before I do. Here's how it works: you type "bang!" in your post. Whoever posts immediately after the "Apache" is the one who hit the other.

During that time in the camp. Edward Howard2 He was just complaining about... rustydrifter10He slipped up on the latest issue of Motorsport—ended up face-first in the dirt. TBF He brushed the dust off his sleeves—just a quick motion—and looked over. traxdatu7 who was standing right next to him, holding that Tomahawk, TBF He slowly started listing the reasons why he was... Sebastian Vettel Best driver out there today.

He threw everything at the wall—every statistical data point imaginable, plus some astrological nonsense. Of course, he had to throw in a comparison, too. Vettel-Alonso Which one did he further personalize with a clear personal stance toward— AlonsoIt wasn't meant to be insulting—far from it. It was actually pretty affirmative, even if the whole point was to frame things in an affirmative way regarding... Alonso Basically, I just forced my opponent to realize exactly how it feels. Sebastian Vettel Still better. rustycobra32 And they were just sitting there watching how... traxdata7 He can't even get a word in edgewise. But when he does— TBF I’ve started working on an extensive analysis regarding the life and work of the young guy. VettelStarting from my earliest childhood— traxdata7 He went down on his knees—blood spraying from his nose. What really finished him off was how blatantly they positioned the fact that... Mark Webber i Sebastian Vettel They’re driving the exact same cars anyway. Just stating the facts. traxdata7 He went face-first into the dirt. rustycobra32 He rode up on us, approaching on horseback. TBFPointing toward the ridge, a few of the Apache sent him off for... I can't work with just a username. Give me some actual text to rewrite.. Tyler Bennett5 I'm ready. Send over the posts you need me to rework. I'll handle the substitutions and keep the tone exactly where it needs to be—blunt, terse, and strictly American. Paska They've already pulled way ahead—honestly. Megan Jones3 He walked out of the Wigwam clutching his head.

It continues...

That’s exactly what I’m asking you!!!!!

I have risen!!!!! 😁😁😁

Finally, the dust has settled 🙏🙏🙏

We’ve all been losing our minds just waiting for this to happen 😍😍

I honestly can’t wrap my head around how someone manages to get banned five whole years after their last post went live.

Then again, who actually knows what kind of chaos they were stirring up in the private messages during those five years...

Maniac!😍😍

Edward Howard2 said:🤣 😁

So... is everyone else jumping in on this too? Howdy! So, we're talking about life in prison now? Seriously? 🤔 😁

the guy only posted once, specifically on October 22, 2007—just a day after the redistribution—yet he somehow got banned on July 20, 2012, which is five years after his last single post. 😕

😕😕😕😕

Tyler Cruz32 said:No. 🙂
You previously told me I was being soft.
🙂

In any case, my heart belongs to Dorian 😍, and now both he and Jason Campbell are attempting to slight me. There are far too many suitors this time around.

It might be best if you got back to work and continued your pursuit of Madam rustydrifter10. Go steal her away from Edward Howard2.
I recall how sweetly you used to compliment her on wearing a wig after her hair fell out from syphilis. So, it seems her locks actually did catch your eye after all. 😁

🙂

They are trying to push the fastest gunslinger on me. It reminds me slightly of Clint Eastwood. Though, I wasn't thinking of myself when I offered him this:

One should always consider others first; altruism is always at its peak. 🙂

And he even said he would prefer someone else:

Well.
Who else actually follows what men say?
One should simply take whatever feels... powerful. 😬

I have the impression that Megan Jones3 can hardly wait to hand you that gorgeous wig with those honey-brown strands and reddish highlights. 😍

only if she's a solid B or an A

I mean, look, I have very simple, almost primitive criteria when it comes to picking out women. 😍😍

Tyler Cruz32 said:Five. 🙂

"Let this be a little token," he said, stepping one foot out the door. He paused for a second, then turned his head back inside to pull the bewildered Tyler Cruz32 toward him. With a kiss that was bold yet somehow tenderly lush, he ended their brief encounter and stepped outside. Tyler Cruz32 stood by the window for a while longer, trying to process the sheer intensity of the emotions hitting her.

Ohhhhh, I am totally vibing with this rogue. 😲 😂 🤣

I have no idea who he is—tell me, is he at least hot? 😁

That’s exactly what I’m asking you! God, threesomes. She's looking for fives.

Finally, a decent woman shows up.

Dati pp 😍

swifttiger75 said:After some superhuman effort, the folks in Paddock managed to get the fire under control. Not much left of Paskaneman's saloon F1, but everyone was relieved to have won the fight against the flames.
As the celebration spread down the muddy street, Sheriff Dorian and his crew arrived at the stables. Saddling up, the group headed toward the nearby ranch owned by retired Sheriff Sep. After galloping off, they quickly vanished into the night.

- We'll be safe at Sep's ranch, then I'm heading out for Tamburel at first light. - Dorian told his companions.
- I'm coming with you. - Patagonia chimed in, but the Sheriff just met her with silence.
- One of you three needs to head to the old mine and catch the train leaving Tamburel tomorrow morning. - the Sheriff laid out his plan.
- I can do it! - Nathan Jones98 volunteered.
- Only if I'm there to watch your back. - Clark interjected.
- And where are you sending them, Sheriff? - 4season asked.
- To Fort Pitstop! - the Sheriff snapped back.
- We'll talk details once we hit the ranch! - he added, patting his horse.

While SuKki and the others were putting out the last embers, they started speculating about what happened to the Sheriff and the guys from the saloon.

- If they burned up, I want their bones! - SuKki barked at the crowd.
- What if they slipped out the back? - coastaldrifter6 suggested reasonably.
- Then you'll find them, even if you have to turn over every single stone in the desert. - SuKki yelled, barely keeping her temper in check.
- That won't be necessary. - josip presvetli said, approaching the group.
- They just walked out of town... headed for Sep's ranch. - he added.
- Was maminho with them? - SuKki asked.
- I don't know, there were five or six of them, and it was dark... - josip presvetli replied, shrugging helplessly.
- We'll find out at dawn! - SuKki hissed through her teeth.
- But how can one woman decide all this... it's like Eva deciding an apple is... - presvetli started, but SuKki cut him off, grabbing him by the collar and pulling him close.
- Because I've just been appointed the new Sheriff, and these people here are my new deputies... - she spat, explaining.presvetli
- And if I want to officially take the title, I have to bury the old one... - she continued.
- So presvetli you're coming with us tomorrow... clear? - she finished.
- Y... y... yes, clear! - presvetli stammered, nodding.
- Rosi, coastaldrifter6, Mirko_M... you're the new deputies... - she shouted, firing a shot into the air.

The rest joined in with a loud volley of gunfire, thrilled by the turn of events, filling the main street of Paddock with fresh smoke.

Meanwhile, back in Tamburel , the drama continues at Madam rustydrifter10's brothel. Kimi #1 rushed inside without a second thought, ignoring the Sheriff and graniteharbor502's orders to stay back. shadowstag10 headed for the back entrance, while Rain MAXYM and rustydrifter10 watched the scene unfold from the saloon's porch. Sensing the right moment to make a move, Edward Howard2 slowly slid his hand onto Nicin's bare shoulder.

- You're safe with me... Madam. - he said in a calm, steady voice.
- Bahhh... - Rain muttered, heading back into the saloon.

Looking at the chaos and the motionless bodies, Rain paused for a second, muttering something into his beard...

- 1... 3, 4... 7... 7... weren't there 8 of these troublemakers? - Rain asked Edward Howard2 while scanning the room.

To be continued...

that's definitely not the brilliant type I'm used to🙄

Regarding Tempo, I’m not quite sure what role you’ve assigned to Gilbert—it’s true the guy vanished without a trace, but then again, Rain disappeared too, so he’s still part of the story if you think about it.

BTW, where did that guy actually disappear to??? He used to be one of the most active members on this forum back in the day.

shadowstag10 said:🤣

but that's what I'm asking you 🙂

we finally found a customer for Marko 😍😍 😍

rustydrifter10 is scribbling it all down in a notebook 😍

shadowstag10 said:Formula 1 interest just spiked by 200% 🙏

Honestly, the only way anyone’s beating Sebastian Vettel these days is if they’re some cheerful little socialite looking for nothing but trouble and a good time.

swifttiger75 said:And even when things were going down in... Tamburel Things were slowing down—they'd finally spread out—but there was some serious drama going down just before we hit the city limits. It was an exhausting chase; our horses were completely spent, so there was zero chance of catching the Apaches. A confrontation was pretty much inevitable. After pulling my horse to a halt, Tyler Bennett5 I didn't even aim at the incoming silhouettes.

You’re riding solo on this one. FilipomR5 "Into the city! We're holding them off!" he shouted. To be fair— Paskaneman

Dismounted from the horse, To be honest— He dove into cover behind a dead log—just spraying anything that moved. Tyler Bennett5 He feverishly pumped his Winchester. An Apache stepped out from the shadows right in front of him, and he dropped the guy with a cold, precise shot. Then another one emerged from that same direction—but this time, the Winchester stayed silent. Out of ammo, Tyler Bennett5 tried to draw his pistol, but the oncoming... dmw He threw himself at him, slamming him hard against the ground. Then it was just a desperate, brutal struggle for survival. To be honest— I took down a few Apaches, but the new ones just kept coming. Then, out of nowhere, a chief lunges from the shadows. Megan Jones3Man, you and your horse can just go trip over yourselves. To be fair— Honestly, he didn't even get a shot off. After getting knocked sideways by that Saline charge, the last thing he saw was someone wildly swinging a tomahawk. Megan Jones3 Who was actually chasing him? Paskaneman i FilipomR5Then a massive blow to the head sent him straight to dreamland.

In the meantime— Paskaneman i FilipR5 They were right on the doorstep of the city limits—but no. Megan Jones3 And the kids, too. rustycobra32 They were right on our heels. After throwing my tomahawk with everything I had— Megan Jones3 It hit. FilipaR5 Straight to the back—then this whole thing just collapses. Paskaneman He tried firing off his double-barreled shotgun while galloping—but he was too slow. rustycobra32 He went for it—boldly enough to knock him right off his horse.

While those two were busy wrestling each other— Megan Jones3 Back where I started. FilipaR5 He was writhing on the ground. Pulling his knife, he grabbed the poor guy by the hair and scalped him with one violent jerk. A scream of pure agony echoed through the canyon, while the gathered Apaches let out loud shouts, hailing their chief's bravery.

A little further. Paskaneman He was losing the ground war against someone just too damn tough. rustycobra32He ended it with a heavy blow—head-to-head—knocking him unconscious. When the young warrior pulled his knife, he wasn't exactly surprised to find that... Paskaneman No scalp—guy was bald.

Tyler Bennett5 i dmw They were fighting against superhuman forces—all while the gathered Apache tribes cheered their warrior on at the top of their lungs. The momentum kept swinging back and forth between the two sides—one moment they had the edge, then it was gone—until finally... Tyler Bennett5 With a firm grip on the door, he started slowly squeezing the life out of it. dmwaAnd that’s just how it would go. Leslie Eldridge He didn't manage to land it—not even after trying to spear it with his own lance. Tyler Bennett5 frame. dmw Ran out of air—then I just went all in. Tyler Bennett5 He took the handle of his own knife to the head—now he’s just lying there, finally quiet. And right at the exact moment when he... dmw Wanted to scalp, Megan Jones3 Tell him to stand down.

You didn't earn that scalp— Direct message me.— he said.
"Look, Haugh—the guy's pale, sure, but he's got the strength of a bison," he argued. DM me.
"Whatever—that scalp isn't going to be yours," the leader finished.

No... you’ll get another shot. Once you prove yourself around the campfire out on the ridge. Eau Rougea, Megan Jones3 Sent. rustycobra32, dmwa.Plus a few more Apaches for new scalps. The rest headed back to the camp along with the prisoners.

To be continued...

but that's exactly what I'm asking you 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Tyler Cruz32 said:The hotline with Dorian via telegraph is absolutely scorching... 🙂

Who exactly is Ricardo? I haven't been following this.

Ricardo Patres

You mean you haven't heard of her?! She's absolutely legendary. Total knockout, and honestly, my mom's been obsessed with her for ages—she’s basically constantly swooning.

rustydrifter10 said:Actually, hold on—Megan Jones3 is my most loyal regular at the club, and I make it a rule never to mix business with pleasure. 😳

Since when have you ever seen an Apache chief hanging out at a brothel? 😲😲😲

Drew Bennett68 said:I’m looking to push forward on my path of absolute mayhem and destruction, channeling my inner zombie cowboy, waiting for the white sorcerer Joža Bistranski to rise again and lead the charge.

I’m telling you, Joža Bistranski is actually a time traveler. It’s the only thing that makes any sense when you really sit down and look at the facts, though most people are too busy worrying about their daily grind to notice the obvious patterns staring them in the face.

I just stumbled onto this video, and honestly, I can't quite wrap my head around why people aren't talking about it more, though I suppose that’s just how things go in this corner of the internet where everyone is too busy arguing over nothing to notice anything actually interesting. It’s one of those pieces that hits you with a certain level of unexpected depth, much like how you might walk into a local diner in Chicago expecting a greasy burger and instead end up having a philosophical debate with a guy named Sal about the heat death of the universe. There's a specific rhythm to it, a way it unfolds that feels almost deliberate, even if it seems chaotic at first glance, and if you sit with it for a second—which I did, because I have far too much free time on my hands—you start to see the underlying structure that most people would probably miss if they were just scrolling through their feeds looking for a quick dopamine hit. It isn't trying too hard to impress you, which is perhaps its greatest strength, because in an era where everything feels like it was engineered by a committee of marketing executives in New York to grab your attention for three seconds, there is something genuinely refreshing about something that just exists on its own terms without begging for a like or a retweet. It’s a bit like watching a slow-burn indie film in a small theater in Seattle; you aren't quite sure what's happening in the middle, but by the time the credits roll, you realize you’ve been paying much closer attention than you originally intended to.

oh come onnnnnn swifttiger75, seriously... you just had to drag a girl into this thread, didn't you?

shoo, shoo, get outta here

man, some people really need to find something better to do with their lives, maybe go paint their nails or something

get lost

one is fine, I guess, but two is just pushing it

geeeez,,, what a total disaster