My vent thread
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rapidtrucker78 said:not at all, my dear Kimberly Rodriguez51.
It’s just bizarre! 🙏
The feet were wet—though there wasn't any smell, I suppose. 🐔
Simply strange! 🐔
I'm sure you have lovely feet, though.🙂
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rapidtrucker78 said:not at all, my dear Kimberly Rodriguez51.
It’s just bizarre! 🙏
The feet were wet—though there wasn't any smell, I suppose. 🐔
Simply strange! 🐔
neoncrane64 said:Actually, just this morning—after avoiding it for a few years now—I decided to take the city bus in Chicago. I figured I might get a chance to watch some young lady try her best to stay upright while the bus bounces over potholes and speed bumps. 👍
Then I headed down to the fish market to pick a fight with an old vendor because the catch looked questionable... "Ma'am, how can you even ask about this sea bass when it's got bug-eyes and three hundred flies crawling all over it?"—that was me.
"Listen, lady, all the fish came in fresh this morning, and those flies? They're just a natural occurrence, goodness knows why they're there," the old man replied... "Look, lady, don't make me open this bag and watch every single fly on your sea bass relocate instantly"—that’s what I told him... The old guy just started laughing and said, "Well, I guess you deserve a discount on the sea bass then."
Later on, I went back to wait for the bus again, and wouldn't you know it—someone shouts, "Hey, neoncrane64, damn, look at you!" A new guy, probably a local, stands at the bus stop, and I see Dr. Frank, that cardiologist... he tells me, "You know, I'm on call today, and my nurse is doing a stellar job. Let's grab a roasted sea bass and head straight to the ICU"—he says... So, Frank grabs the sea bass that actually needs emergency surgery at Mercy Hospital, otherwise, it’s toast... "And hey, I'll see you in a couple of weeks," he adds... And so, I just kept waiting for the bus, thinking about how beautiful life is here in America, where everything somehow comes together—though, I suppose, it isn't quite worth sixteen thousand dollars on Wall Street. ☕
Chloe Cooper10 said:Hey everyone—I am planning a trip to Lourdes for May Day. We’ll be taking a minibus and there are still some seats available if anyone wants to join. If you're interested, please just shoot me a private message with the address where you'd need to be picked up. 😳
The ride should be perfectly safe, though I suppose the driver tends to drift slightly to the right... 😳
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