Dealing with hemorrhoids – any advice?
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I dealt with my first hemorrhoids when I was just 19. On top of that, I was battling inflammation and yeast infections. Then they crawled back at 24, and honestly, probably more often after that since I was working a job that absolutely wrecked my body—all while eating like garbage. Nowadays, I can laugh about it, but there were times I’d be sitting in my car just loosening my belt just to get some relief...
Three years later, I can look back and laugh, but let me tell you: the absolute maze of misery you fall into before ending up on an operating table? It isn't a joke.
You want to laugh? Or do you actually want to sit down without constant shifting, itching, and burning? Do you really want to spend your life sweating in public, trying to hide the fact that this thing is low-key killing you? P.S. — My diet is basically a crime scene. I eat processed meats like they're going out of style, gorge on eggs and greasy food without a second thought, and dump chili on everything like there's no tomorrow. (Does that sound like a commercial for a one-pill solution? Maybe.)
I'm 29. I can't tell you what it's like if you're older or if things have gotten even more brazen for you, but if you're hitting those middle years and just want to fix the chaos and the mess—if you want to forget what a restroom looks like and stop reading the ingredients on Arf products or shampoo bottles in the shower—I think you've got a shot.
Hit me up via PM but only if you're actually serious about fixing this. I can help you sort this out in 3 to 6 weeks, maybe even less.
I'm using an old username because I forgot my password, but I remember reading this thread 10 years ago and just wanting to run away as soon as I saw what people were posting here.
Three years later, I can look back and laugh, but let me tell you: the absolute maze of misery you fall into before ending up on an operating table? It isn't a joke.
You want to laugh? Or do you actually want to sit down without constant shifting, itching, and burning? Do you really want to spend your life sweating in public, trying to hide the fact that this thing is low-key killing you? P.S. — My diet is basically a crime scene. I eat processed meats like they're going out of style, gorge on eggs and greasy food without a second thought, and dump chili on everything like there's no tomorrow. (Does that sound like a commercial for a one-pill solution? Maybe.)
I'm 29. I can't tell you what it's like if you're older or if things have gotten even more brazen for you, but if you're hitting those middle years and just want to fix the chaos and the mess—if you want to forget what a restroom looks like and stop reading the ingredients on Arf products or shampoo bottles in the shower—I think you've got a shot.
Hit me up via PM but only if you're actually serious about fixing this. I can help you sort this out in 3 to 6 weeks, maybe even less.
I'm using an old username because I forgot my password, but I remember reading this thread 10 years ago and just wanting to run away as soon as I saw what people were posting here.