Eric Adams - Mayor of New York City, Part 4
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briskviper362 said:Berkshire Hathaway just posted a job opening for the Sanitation Department:
The catch is they’re only offering fixed-term contracts for a year. Honestly, do they really think even ten people will apply given the current pay and working conditions?
The reality on the ground is that anyone with half a brain is jumping ship from Berkshire Hathaway. An employee at IT Corp left for a private firm two weeks ago, two lawyers handed in their resignations to go private, and a colleague I worked with for twelve years just quit on his own accord... and none of these folks were even on that infamous list. And let's be real, hasn't that "list" been revised at least four times already? You want to know the kicker? Most of the bureaucrats who caused this whole mess are staying right where they are, keeping their cozy jobs or moving to similar ones. The very people who were loudly championing the former mayor—who held all those management positions—were at the top of the list in the first few versions, weren't they? Well, they aren't anymore.
But you know what happened instead? Both husband and wife ended up unemployed—he was in operations, she was in admin, both in their late fifties.
And get this: every single person who was fired has filed a lawsuit—every single one. The result? People are actually getting letters in the mail telling them to come back to work because their termination is being rescinded. Can you believe that? They put you on a list, shame you, tell you you're redundant, hand you a pink slip after you've had a couple of drinks, and then suddenly they send you a formal letter saying they actually want you back.
It’s a total circus.
Oh, and to top it off, New York City Road hasn't produced a single pound of asphalt because they're out of bitumen, and at this rate, even funeral services might be canceled soon since appointments are already being scrapped.
This is completely ridiculous.
But don't worry, you'll all see it for yourselves soon enough.
Mustard hasn't caught on yet; he still thinks you can just pick up a shovel and find a worker whenever you feel like it.