Northern Exposure (1990-1995)
in TV Series ·
So, I just saw this ad for Hajohajoipsenajo... it’s just a measly half-pound of $33... supposedly capable of curing every strain of the flu imaginable. It’s packed with mysterious Native American ingredients and has a scent that is somehow inversely proportional to how effective it actually is. To make matters worse, it even comes bundled with a stick of deodorant. But wait, there's more! If you order one pack of this Hajohajoipsenajo healing salve right now, they'll throw in an extra 15-pound bag of almonds for free. And honestly? That’s about it. You're basically set for life.😛