Looking for a specialist...
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Also, just a heads-up for anyone looking for an ophthalmologist, stay far away from Milan Pavić at his clinic over on Spanish Street, specifically 17 Slavko Batušić.
Look, he might actually be a decent doctor or whatever, but honestly, he wouldn't let go of my arm or my knee today even though I kept telling him to back off, so I basically got some kind of unsolicited physical therapy that I’m guessing would normally cost a pretty penny; then he starts lecturing me about how happy marriages really do exist—using Kalember and Ana Rucner as his little examples—despite age gaps (he's 52 and I'm 19), and he keeps telling me how gorgeous I am and all that other nonsense, eventually asking me out for coffee tomorrow and even kissing me on the cheek while I had those eye exam goggles on so I couldn't even see him coming.
About half an hour later, I showed up with my boyfriend and after a bit of pushing and a few choice words, I made it pretty clear that I was going to absolutely wreck his practice if he didn't watch himself.
Look, he might actually be a decent doctor or whatever, but honestly, he wouldn't let go of my arm or my knee today even though I kept telling him to back off, so I basically got some kind of unsolicited physical therapy that I’m guessing would normally cost a pretty penny; then he starts lecturing me about how happy marriages really do exist—using Kalember and Ana Rucner as his little examples—despite age gaps (he's 52 and I'm 19), and he keeps telling me how gorgeous I am and all that other nonsense, eventually asking me out for coffee tomorrow and even kissing me on the cheek while I had those eye exam goggles on so I couldn't even see him coming.
About half an hour later, I showed up with my boyfriend and after a bit of pushing and a few choice words, I made it pretty clear that I was going to absolutely wreck his practice if he didn't watch himself.