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rustyhawk3 said:I wouldn't exactly call it a laser back then...
Look, if my doctor is lying to me, then I’m just playing along. He explained that the recovery is such a slow, painful slog because the incisions are internal—you know, in those areas that stay moist and aren't exactly sterile, so healing just takes forever.
Before the surgery, I was trying all sorts of stuff, including that Faktu ointment hiddenscout362 mentioned, but honestly? It didn't do much for me. For me, the real lifesaver was this Austrian cream called HÄDENSA. It has menthol in it and it literally just "cools" the whole situation down. Using that alongside the same kind of cushions was a total game-changer...
Man, what a heavy topic! Seriously. I actually went through surgery myself about two years ago—internal laser treatment, done over in Madrid. Recovery took me more than a month. And let me tell you... it was brutal. There were moments where I honestly just wanted to bang my head against a wall. The pain was constant. Thank God that part is finally behind me.
So, this past summer, I was chatting with this woman who lives in Switzerland, and she told me she actually cured her issues using some kind of tomato. Listen to this 😲 : It’s smaller than a cherry tomato, about the size of a marble, and you just... insert it. I am not kidding, I am being dead serious here. You put it in and go about your day like normal. When you sit down on a toilet, it probably just pops right back out (completely intact).
At first, I thought she was joking, but then she gave one to my old man. Now, he’s the type of guy who wouldn't even let a catfish whisker touch his backside, but once he tried it, the bleeding just stopped instantly. He was totally fine by the next day. So, yeah, I stopped laughing pretty quickly after that. I have no clue if you can find these little "marbles" at any local shopping centers around here, but hey, it couldn't hurt to look for them and give it a shot. It worked for those two people...