Posts by darkmarlin16

Honestly, thank God I’m actually pulling for Fernando.

Raymond Thomas5 said:The only ones getting whistled at were the Greenpeace activists protesting on the roof.

Does every single time Vettel stands on that podium they have to start booing the protesters?
Huh, interesting. I actually had no idea about that one.

Come on, man, go ahead and slam right back into the wall again

You can't even use DRS to get past Fernando 🙏

Alright ladies and gentlemen, buckle up because we’re finally getting to the main event—it's time to witness the Duel of two frauds between the absolute best out there

Look, you can't fool a pair of sharp eyes, and once again, he got exactly what was coming to him

that penalty on Sergio Pérez was such a joke 🤦

Jason Campbell70 said:Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso... and then that whole fraud. 🤮🤮🤮

It’s honestly just pathetic watching the two best drivers on the planet right now struggle to even stay in the same zip code as Red Bull Racing.

The Maestro absolutely demolished sector one 🙏

He basically slapped young Nico Rosberg right in the face.

Jenson Button absolutely got smoked

The Stars and Stripes are flying high at Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

Lewis's old man is totally gaslighting Lee McKenzie 😁 😬

Fernando Alonso, Mark Webber, and Kimi Raikkonen just hanging out and having a chill little chat. 🙂

that isn't even the pre-race show yet, man, that stuff doesn't actually kick off until 12:30

stormybadger8 said:Do some homework☕

Does Fernando Alonso actually have an F1 win at Indianapolis Motor Speedway? 😵
Be a pal and tell me what year you were dreaming about. 🍿
Not only does he lack a win, he doesn't even have a pole or a fastest lap... plus, it's the track where his average points per race are at their lowest (aside from Austria, where he scored zero). ☕

By the way, he's basically your favorite F1 champion on the grid who hasn't won a single race at this track...
Even Felipe Massa has a win on this legendary driver's circuit, yet "Mr. 150%" and the "Maestro" himself can't claim one. 🤣

He hasn't won there in Formula 1, but saying he HAS NO WINS at all is just straight-up wrong. ☕

stormybadger8 said:Well, obviously he didn't. 🤷
He isn't even incompetent enough to mess up his pace during The third quarter and end up starting in row 5. 😁

BTW Sebastian Vettel won at Indianapolis Motor Speedway while your favorite never did... plus, Vettel actually has more podiums in the US than him, even though his F1 career is half as long as Alonso's... ☕

You're lying again. That's just not a good look for you. ☕

stormybadger8 said:It’s obvious Ferrari has the fastest car on track right now, and honestly, Lotus is the only one even remotely close to them...
Meanwhile, Mercedes-Benz and Red Bull perfectly capitalized on those guys' sloppy pit strategy, timing their final lap in Q3 absolutely flawlessly...

Who knows what kind of chaos we'll see during the race🤷
Given these insane weather conditions, I wouldn't even be shocked if Jenson Button or Resta ended up leading after the first round of pit stops.🤣

Anyway, this race is bound to be absolute madness. If the Ferrari and Lotus drivers don't wreck each other out in the first lap, I fully expect them to be fighting for the win.
Red Bull Racing and Mercedes-Benz don't look particularly fast to me.🤷

Is it even worth commenting on this? 🤷 😂 🤣

I mean, probably not.
😬

stormybadger8 said:He’s just not on Vettel's level, and apparently, he still hasn't figured that out.😬

🤣🤣🤣

Nah, he’s actually better. ☕

Fetl never pulled off a win unless he was sitting right up front in the top two rows on the grid. Honestly, I can't even remember if he ever actually won a race after starting from fourth or lower. 🤔🤷 He might have done it once, maybe, but that's about it. 😂

honestly, this is starting to look like an even bigger scam than before😂

what in the hell kind of ridiculous haircut is that 😂