Posts by Jason Newman

That’s an old classmate of my former colleague. 🤣

Maybe for you.

I'm about sixty feet off the coast of Miami, acting as captain on this vessel. ☕

mellowotter36 said:Two lenses and two camera bodies are completely trashed.

The lenses attached to the cameras? ☕

Fa 🙏

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Minus 20. That puts me at 82. ☕

William Gomez5 said:SALAD PAYOUTS - LET'S TALK SALARY FIGURES

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Jesse Sullivan5 said:🙏

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It wasn't me. It was them. 🤣 Though, I suppose I agree. ☕

Robin Fox2 said:You aren't just an American, you're the embodiment of one... When you go to get blood drawn, you probably get annoyed because it's red, and people call you "Luke" because the socialists start weeping the moment you step within a yard of them. Your heart beats for the States, but even that is eclipsed by that massive patriotic heart tattoo on your shoulder... When your blood pressure spikes, the federal budget starts shrinking preemptively, you wear Crocs all summer, and your bathroom is tiled in red, white, and blue...

🤣 About 90% of the replies I see are perfectly reasonable—parking spots, that guy with the chain, and so on...

I suspect there is a single question that truly defines who you are, and nothing else really matters...🤣

No. 🤷 I tried inputting some "middle ground" answers and got this:

Congratulations! You are a true-blue American! Your DNA isn't a double helix; it's a square. From foreign nations, you only respect Germany. From news sources, you trust nothing but Fox News. From medicine, you prefer moonshine, and for cologne, you stick to Brut. We are grateful for your existence!

EDIT: Here is another one.

The Fake American.

You’ve heard about true Americanism and you wish you were one of us, but you just don't get it. There is something rotten in you. Maybe your name is Elvis, or maybe you drive a Tesla. On paper, you are an American, but everyone knows we can never fully accept you.

Me too. ☕

Clean up the SEC

Who even is Dušan Kecman? 😂

So, what if your old man was running for CEO? ☕

Will they ever trigger an offside without throwing an error? 🙂

The OTA needs to crack down on these players.

Reached Delko. Almost tripped up on two Jason Campbell70s, but managed to pull through with some constructive thinking. ☕

Michelle Palmer6 said:Plus, they went ahead and built a whole extra platform, even though they never actually promised that! 🙏
What kind of local government is this? 🙏 🙏

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graniteangler31 said:Fast forward twenty or thirty years when sports teams are being snatched up by massive conglomerates and every single game is locked behind some expensive PPV subscription, there’s gonna be a handful of us visionaries still sitting here, probably laughing at how right we were. ☕

Anyway, just checking in after my 10kth post of pure, unadulterated constructive brilliance. 👋

Trolling while acting as a moderator? That's a fail. ☕