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Ted 2 (2015) in Movies ·
The movie is honestly even more mindless than the first one, but heading to the theater with a group of friends makes any dumb comedy like this a total blast.

About halfway through, they start leaning way too hard on the Bong Joon-ho references, which just gets exhausting 🙂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Larry Fox5 said:Look, I'm not even going to bring up the fact that it won four Oscars or that it's sitting in the IMDb Top 20 best movies ever—because you can always argue those are subjective ratings, or that it's just "mainstream," or whatever other excuse people use to dismiss them.

But you cannot deny the reality that The Matrix is a Matrix milestone Sci-Fi, and honestly, it's about way more than just the special effects. The story itself left such a massive footprint that the term "Matrix" became shorthand for the total illusion of the world we live in.

Back to the movie itself. That "bullet time" thing? At the time they were filming, it was absolutely groundbreaking stuff—totally unheard of—and since then, it's become a basic standard in thousands of movies released after The Matrix. The style, the vibe, the whole spirit of this film... it's a cult classic for a reason.

If I had to choose between the red pill or the blue pill right now, I’d probably grab the blue one just so I could experience this movie all over again. 🙂

Like I mentioned, the core concept is everything, but I can't help thinking they could have squeezed an even better film out of that idea. I'm not saying it's a bad movie—not at all—but it definitely could have been much stronger.

For instance, some scenes feel a bit too cheesy. That part with the drill? For me, that sort of thing pulls me out of the experience. It could have been handled better, but I’ll stop there before anyone comes after me. 😁
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Eric Fox7 said:I mean, I guess a director's whole job is to actually hook the audience, right? 🤷

To me, Kubrick's films are about as engaging as a broken record.

Well, sure, they interest people, but maybe not the ones who mistake slow pacing for being boring.

I find it hard to believe anyone could find Dr. Strangelove dull. The whole movie is just pure genius and fun, much like A Clockwork Orange or Full Metal Jacket. 🤷

But hey, at the end of the day, it’s all about personal taste.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Eric Fox7 said:Honestly, I think Kubrick is overrated—I won’t go as far as using any profanity just yet, though...😳

Personally, I think he's one of those rare directors—alongside Alfred Hitchcock—who are actually underrated and truly deserve to be ranked among the absolute greats.

Lay out your arguments.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Patrick Martin said:How many actual new moments or characters have you even encountered?
I'm talking about new creatures, let alone entirely new vehicles.
And then you have the nerve to lecture me about "quality" when you haven't even noticed the most basic innovations!?

Do you honestly think it's easy to build out brand new worlds and refresh core concepts while simultaneously running high-octane, real-time action and adventure?

It’s a massive undertaking, especially since so many tropes are already totally played out. Ridley basically pulled off the smartest, most logical move possible by opening up an entirely new dimension for the whole saga.
Miller is right on his heels too, delivering exactly the kind of stuff you guys are still whining and obsessing over. ☕

I’m not saying it’s inherently bad, I’m just saying the movies themselves aren't any good. They can make whatever they want as long as it works, but for me? It just doesn't hit.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:It’s a bit surprising that you’d ask if I actually swallowed that scene described by the QG in the first place, only to pivot now and suggest they didn't describe it so much as "hyperbolize" it. If that's the case, which specific scene are we actually discussing here, so I might be able to repeat it?

Are you really splitting hairs over 🙂

Anyway, did you buy into that whole sequence where they discover the space base and everything leading up to that departure?
GQ was just being dramatic because they wanted to drive home how naive that moment felt (assuming we're even talking about the same scene ☕)
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:Which one exactly?

In which instance did they stumble upon something by pure chance?

The one where they happened upon something the size of New York City?

Or perhaps the moment they caught a glimpse of that thing out in the cornfields?

Something roughly the scale of the Eiffel Tower?

I didn't quite swallow that specific scene myself; it seems like it was just you and GQ who saw it clearly.

I suppose it all comes down to the editing.

GQ is definitely leaning into their usual habit of exaggerating things, but I guess there's some truth to it.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:It seems you didn't quite grasp even the parts that were glaringly obvious to the casual popcorn eater.

Oh right, I forgot, you're just one of those people who gets hung up on the editing.

🤦🤣🤣

And that’s just looking at it from a "space" perspective. Not to mention that the entire central point of the film seems to have completely, entirely escaped you.

Wait, did you actually buy into that scene that Queen described?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Patrick Martin said:The wildest part to me is how everyone was absolutely losing their minds over Alien and Max in leather, acting like those were the gold standard, and then you get Mauna? Absolute nada. Zero. Zilch. Nothing. 🤣

Honestly, I’d probably forgive them even if they hadn't included Alien in Prometheus or Max in Mad Max, as long as the actual movie was good.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Anderson4 said:Arthur C. Clarke basically said there’s no point obsessing over Sentinel when talking about The Odyssey. They tweaked the little they actually took from Sentinel so much that it barely bears any resemblance to the original. Besides, an adaptation lives or dies by the script, and the script by Stanley Kubrick and Clarke counts as an original screenplay. Just because Kubrick and Clarke teamed up on the novelization doesn't change the fact that The Odyssey isn't an adaptation.

Whatever, it's pretty much a non-issue anyway.

You've got a point there. I haven't actually sat down with Sentinel, though I did read The Odyssey. I'm not really familiar with Sentinel, other than hearing that they started working on a screenplay inspired by that story. But like you said, that doesn't make it an actual adaptation.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Patrick Martin said:Man, you aren't being "radical," you're just stuck in the past. You're honestly handicapped because you can't wrap your head around—or properly value—the massive leap Scott and Miller took when they decided to strip back the aliens and the cosmic consciousness stuff in their recent flicks.

Those are the kind of directors who actually have guts, the ones making cinematic history,
and obviously, every genre has its own sub-genre. Like, if a movie features one specific monster, one singular creature like an alien, then that film is flirting heavily with fantasy territory.

So, you have to accept certain rules for how you watch things. It's like, I'm not gonna sit down and watch pro wrestling if I can't get into the vibe, right? Movies are the exact same way.

But you? You just don't know how to get into it. And you don't need drugs for that—you just need an actual imagination. ☕

It's true, though—they definitely made a massive pivot. If you look at the drop in quality 😁
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Jessica Gonzalez said:I guess I’m wondering if anyone else watched Interstellar and realized how wild it is that a farmer and his daughter just stumbled upon this massive underground facility—roughly the size of New York City—hidden in some random cornfield out in the middle of nowhere. They basically just hit a fence with their truck and decided to go see what was on the other side. And then, they just sent him into space the very next morning because he was already there, which seems like a pretty convenient way to pick a pilot, I suppose. To me, the plot logic feels a bit like Independence Day or The Day After Tomorrow, where things like an ice age seem to move way faster than a standard baseball game.

🤣🤣🤣 The moment that happened, I just knew things were going to go downhill from there. It’s like when you see those first cracks in a dam—you don't need to be an expert to realize the whole thing is eventually going to give way. It was just one of those gut feelings, you know? A slow slide toward something much worse.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Anderson4 said:The Odyssey isn't even an adaptation.

I mean, sort of. The book itself came out right when Arthur C. Clarke was working on that script with Stanley Kubrick, but since the whole thing really grew out of the story for Sentinel, you could argue it counts as an adaptation.

To Stanley Kubrick, everything from The Killing is basically a Masterpiece Theatre.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Larry Fox5 said:I honestly don't even know what to say to you... The first Matrix is a total Masterpiece—you can love or hate that kind of vibe, fine—but calling it a poorly made movie is just straight-up insanity...

It’s nowhere near a masterpiece for me. I’m not saying it’s a bad movie—the concept itself is actually pretty solid—but there are so many rough edges. Between the lead actor's performance, the weak emotional beats, and all the clichés, it struggles. Even the ending felt off; you have this potentially great story that just collapses into some silly action sequence at the finish line.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Look, when I'm watching something like Interstellar or movies in that vein, I don't really care about nitpicking physics or technical inaccuracies. For me, it’s all about whether the movie works as a cohesive whole. And honestly? Interstellar missed the mark there. There were so many pathetic, dragging moments—like that whole subplot about worrying over his son at school, which then just gets tossed aside for the rest of the film. There were several scenes that felt completely unnecessary, and the ending was just silly. Even that reaction shot from the Black man after they got back to the ship felt off. Plus, tell me how you feel about Zimmer's score, since it's such a staple in every Nolan film. All in all, the pacing and structure were just poorly handled.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:But what on earth could possibly be wrong with the execution of Inception? It was a brilliant premise met with equally brilliant filmmaking. They managed to build a remarkably stable structure on incredibly slippery ground, wouldn't you agree?

As for The Matrix trilogy, I'm not exactly a huge fan, so I'll leave my judgment on that one out of this conversation.

It comes down to direction and subtlety, much like what we see in Interstellar. It’s just better when you don't have to have everything spoon-fed to you through dialogue, especially when it's paired with that constant, irritating sentimentality.

Signing off as Jessica Gonzalez (a nice little parallel to Lionel Messi). See? That’s what I mean by subtlety, an Odyssey. I don't go to the movies to have characters tell me exactly what I'm supposed to be looking at; there needs to be a visual beauty to it. 2001: A Space Odyssey is the gold standard for that.

Both Carl Sagan and Arthur C. Clarke had excellent film adaptations, though I'm still waiting for a decent Solaris.☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:Whether you consider it pseudo-intellectual or not, Interstellar stands out as one of those rare films that weaves a profound philosophical dilemma directly into its narrative fabric—specifically as a core driver for the characters. It asks whether a human being should prioritize the survival of themselves and their loved ones within their own lifetime, or the preservation of the entire species. Once you open that door, you find yourself facing an endless corridor of philosophical inquiries. I can’t say I recall any other blockbuster where such a question was treated with this level of narrative weight. I'm not claiming such movies don't exist, but none come to mind when considering the scale of this production.

Then there is the broader spectrum of motivations at play: the self-preservation seen in Mann, the devotion to one's offspring in Cooper, the bond shared with a partner in Dr. Brand, and finally, the selfless pursuit of humanity's future embodied by Professor Brand.

Of course, we could certainly nitpick how the question is presented—given that in a two-hour runtime designed to pull in a billion dollars, everything tends to be dialed up to eleven—but for those willing to look past the spectacle, it provides a remarkably solid foundation for genuine debate and reflection.

A good idea alone doesn't make a movie great. Take The Matrix or Inception, for example; both have incredible concepts, but the execution can be hit or miss depending on who you ask.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Out of everything we've talked about, Interstellar is easily the worst—it feels like this pseudo-intellectual slog wrapped up in unnecessary melodrama.

I think Prometheus might have actually worked if they knew how to handle the material, instead of just throwing in some vague philosophy, a few monsters, and then ultimately delivering nothing at all.

I'm honestly a little hesitant to even go see Jurassic World.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Not really. I went back and watched the first two much later on, and it wasn't that time had somehow improved them—it's just that they are genuinely good movies. I absolutely love them, but let's be real, they aren't exactly masterpieces. In my opinion, the first one is the best of the series (and I have plenty of arguments to back that up), whereas the third one is actually better than that exhausting Fury Road.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Patrick Martin said:Why though? It’s not like there's any exhaustion or eyes rolling back in their head. ☕

I’d much rather just play it myself than let some machine come along and snatch away my gold😁