How to gain weight?
in Health ·
wiredscout4 said:Look, just make yourself a massive pot of stuffed cabbage rolls.
Or better yet, a giant pot of potato dumplings.
Eat four cabbage rolls and four dumplings.
Go to sleep.
Take a stroll.
Repeat...
In a week, you’ll probably be up at least 10 pounds.
On Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, you eat about a pound of dough smothered in ketchup, cheese, and meatballs.
Throw in some meat and white bread in between those meals. Maybe do some light exercise if you want the weight to distribute itself nicely—and voila!!
The whole point is the sheer volume of food all at once.
😂 😂 🙏
Thanks... I guess I'll be ready by New Year's when I finally have a pot of cabbage rolls sitting around...👍