Posts by hollowseal33

For some weird reason, I have this saved in a folder of random texts titled "Very Important Debate":

[hollowseal33] jeez, I'm done eating cherries, I'll eat anything else
[Kevin Chavez3] man, I can't wait for cantaloupe
[Kevin Chavez3] imagine waking up hungover, opening the fridge, and pulling out a cold cantaloupe
[Kevin Chavez3] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[Kevin Chavez3] so good
[hollowseal33] ugh, I love cantaloupe 😁 do you mean the pink kind or the yellow kind?
[hollowseal33] to me, cantaloupe is pink, and honeydew is yellow
[hollowseal33] I don't like honeydew as much, but it's okay
[Kevin Chavez3] the yellow one
[Kevin Chavez3] wait, does pink fruit even exist?
[hollowseal33] oh, pink is better
[hollowseal33] you know, green on the outside, pink on the inside
[Kevin Chavez3] watermelon, duh
[hollowseal33] cantaloupe, obviously
[Kevin Chavez3] nothing is pink on the inside
[hollowseal33] my god, how can you say that? cantaloupe is green with light green stripes on the outside, and pink on the inside with black seeds
[Kevin Chavez3] nope
[Kevin Chavez3] you're imagining things
[Kevin Chavez3] you definitely must have been high
[hollowseal33] honeydew is yellow with a greenish skin, and yellow on the inside with a bunch of yellowish seeds in the middle
[hollowseal33] you have no clue
[hollowseal33] I don't do drugs
[Kevin Chavez3] maybe I should get high too so I can see pink cantaloupes and purple rabbits
[hollowseal33] so what color is your cantaloupe on the inside?
[Kevin Chavez3] yellow
[hollowseal33] and watermelons?
[Kevin Chavez3] and the song goes, "it's no use, musicians, the cantaloupes are yellow for someone else"
[Kevin Chavez3] watermelons are red, thank God
[hollowseal33] 🤣
[hollowseal33] they aren't red, they're pink 🙄
[hollowseal33] do you even know what red looks like?
[Kevin Chavez3] don't be stupid
[Kevin Chavez3] I know
[Kevin Chavez3] my dad was in the Red Sox for 25 years
[hollowseal33] I have no idea
[Kevin Chavez3] see, that's what I'm saying
[Kevin Chavez3] you don't know
[hollowseal33] but I know cantaloupe is pink on the inside. debate over.
[Kevin Chavez3] so where's the difference between cantaloupe and watermelon?
[hollowseal33] we can take this argument outside if you really want to 😁
[hollowseal33] watermelon represents a group of fruits that includes cantaloupe and honeydew. honeydew is yellow, cantaloupe is pink. on the inside.
[Kevin Chavez3] alright, we're getting somewhere
[Kevin Chavez3] now I'm going to read the word you call "pink" as "red"
[hollowseal33] rose!
[Kevin Chavez3] and agree that the problem is just terminology, since around here, what you call "cantaloupe" is called watermelon
[Kevin Chavez3] while what you call "honeydew" is called cantaloupe
[Kevin Chavez3] it's just cultural differences
[Kevin Chavez3] anyway, I'm going to bed to dream about cold cantaloupes

Disneyland is the gold standard. I’d go back in a heartbeat.

I've actually got a framed Mickey Mouse photo at home, complete with those iconic Mickey ears 😍. I’ve even taken pictures with Winnie the Pooh and Minnie Mouse.

My house is basically littered with Mickey stuff—from random photos to his car and all that junk. 😁

The absolute highlights from Disneyland:
1. The Teacups ride
2. Pirates of the Caribbean and that amazing crab bisque served in bread bowls
3. The Mad Hatter’s shop
4. The Haunted Mansion
5. The fireworks show with the music

Susan Clark10 said:Minnie Mouse is adorable. She’d look great paired with those Minnie ears I picked up at Disneyland. 😍

😵 I've got one too... but instead of plush ears, mine are covered in glitter. 🤣 And of course, that red bow with the white polka dots. 😁

stormyviper11 said:Honestly, I always assumed it was just a local thing. No clue where they send those crazy people from Florida...

...though I definitely have a few thoughts and some pretty salty comments about that situation brewing in my head... 😈

Well, stormyviper11, they send them straight to my neck of the woods.😢

stormyviper11 said:🤣 🙂
There’s a famous asylum in Manhattan—well, specifically over in Miami Beach. Around my neck of the woods on Maui, if you want to call someone crazy, you say they’re "heading to Manhattan" or they'll "end up in Manhattan." It's basically shorthand for being out of your mind. 😘

And based on the post above, that's not just a local thing here; people all over this region say it.

Honestly, I’ve been saying that for as long as I can remember, and I haven't even set foot on one of those islands. 😕

Nicholas Perez33 said:@pen: MY EYES MY EYES 😱

They really are gorgeous. 😍 😁

Man, they’re still a mess. Even four years later, they aren't anywhere near professional quality, but here's the thing:--

exhaust 😍

The donuts at Mate's are way better than the ones at Prerade 🙂 and honestly, I don't think I've ever actually had a decent donut in Washington, D.C. 🤔

Man, you reminded me—I need to call my mom and ask her to bring me some cheese bread tomorrow 👋

My absolute favorite shoes-
1. Those green and blue Adidas sneakers
2. My first pair of cowboy boots
3. Red Minnie Mouse flats
4. Rose-accented ballet flats
5. Converse Chuck Taylors
6. My second pair of cowboy boots
7. Those gorgeous Jennifer Lopez heels I never wear because they have a 4-inch heel😢

Susan Clark10 said:Look, Pritt, I was just kidding. Can't you see the smiley faces at the end of my posts? 🙂

I have no clue what those fashion influencers are wearing. Honestly, I couldn't care less. 😬

Nah, just lurking through Vogue. 😛 😁

Whatever! My world is better. My little bubble is way more chill than yours. 🙂

stormywolf39 said:I'm honestly too scared to even try to picture what that looks like😬

Man, you won't find that on the company intranet.😢 Just track down some 1997 Fornaseri summer collection lookbook online and you'll see exactly what I mean.

I didn't even realize how much I was in the dark.

Susan Clark10 said:Carol Jackson45, just subtract that from her! 😬

Whatever. Most people said they looked sweet when they saw them on me. I think they're sweet, too.

@11 - UGG 😍 I own them, and I wear them. :trendseterica: But honestly, nobody wears these in the summer—except maybe surfers looking to keep their feet from freezing after jumping out of the Pacific. That's about it.

Man, I had some seriously incredible platforms back in high school. We had those waves in every single shade of blue imaginable. Just beautiful. 😍 My mom tossed them out the second I moved to the States. 😢

Who gave anyone permission to talk about shoes without my say-so? 😁

Men's flip-flops are hot, but specifically those basic, thin black ones. There's something about when those toes peek through 😍

Honestly, I’m just glad we still have that conservative, old-school American masculinity here. It really puts those flashy Italian styles into perspective. 🤣

Moving on. A pointed toe only works if it’s on Turkish or Turkish-inspired footwear. If you don't like loafers, you're missing out. A pointed toe on the little toe is adorable—but only if it’s a short point that visually slims the foot. It's cute. And glittery slip-ons? Totally sweet.

By the way, the "spicpapak" look isn't out of style; it's timeless. In fact, blunt, square-toed shoes are already over.

Says the woman who spends 99% of her time in Adidas Universals.

hahaha 1. is 👍 pure Jackass joy 🤣

Just a quick timestamp for the guy.

Carol Jackson45 said:Look, those muscular flight attendants might be 😍 😍 but they’re about as serious as cheerleaders, so I crossed them off my list. 😬

Moving on... medical scrubs and clogs. 😍

Ugh, there is absolutely nothing sexier than a young, hot doctor in those white coats and clogs. 😍 Women's minds work in strange ways. 😁

Chobani light yogurt, that blue one in the bottle. And maybe some Yoplait Greek yogurt in a cup to eat with a spoon 🙂

Honestly, I don't think I've ever actually tried kefir, buttermilk, or anything like that before.

That whole nasty batch of tiramisu was basically one-quarter rum. So, it definitely wasn't actually made with rum. 😬 😁